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collapshickal

koh-lap-shuh-kahl
adjectative verb.

1. Of or related to the collapse of any given noun or event.

2. Keynesian economics.
US military might has been extended to collapshickal proportions.
by George Stuffalottapuss January 1, 2012
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Federal Reserve

After the 2008 financial crisis, the world economy needed saving, but the Federal Reserve gave a bunch of newly printed money to the Primary Dealers instead.
by George Stuffalottapuss October 19, 2012
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assministration

ass-min-eh-stray-shun
noun.

1. A collected division of parasites claiming to benefit its host, but in reality made up of a collection of Prime Ministers of the land of Ass.

2. Any US Federal Government Agency.
If only the Obama Assministration were capable of accomplishing something without stealing 30% of the income from 310 million people at gunpoint.
by George Stuffalottapuss January 1, 2012
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Raymond

Ray-Mund
noun.

1. A small town in New Hampshire. The most desirable place to live on the planet.
George had an opportunity to live in Honolulu, New York City, Munich, Tokyo, and Rio de Janeiro, but chose to live in Raymond instead.
by George Stuffalottapuss January 2, 2012
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MF Global

noun, rapist.

1. Recently bankrupted multinational financial institution headed by a former US Federal Government securities regulator.

2. A company run to the ground by former New Jersey senator, New Jersey governor, Goldman Sachs CEO, hypocritical but not atypical advocate for government oversight and regulations of financial institutions, and perpetual serial rapist and financial terrorist, Jon Corzine.
Only the largest, most successful, and most socially beneficial financial institutions are members of the Federal Reserve Bank's list of Primary Dealers, like MF Global.
by George Stuffalottapuss January 1, 2012
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Hastience

hey-shuhnce
noun

1. A reverse dichotomy of the words haste and patience.
2. The act of being hastient.
3. Of or related to the act of outwardly expressing patience whilst suppressing internal feelings of haste.

Not to be confused with Hatians -- nationals of the country of Haiti, or Haisans -- Asians living in Haiti, Hastience is a human quality and trait expressed by many individuals on a day to day basis within the queued, monotonous, institutional, repetitious, cyclical, unfulfilling construct of society colloquially known as "modernity."
Joe expressed astounding hastience as he waited to be anally probed by the TSA agents on his flight to Chicago so as not to be perceived as anxious or threatening lest he get full-on fisted.

Barry hastiently awaited for his girlfriend to be done with her period so that he could properly get his rocks off without sacrificing hygiene or fidelity.

Related forms:

Hastient
Hastiently
Hastientness
by George Stuffalottapuss December 15, 2011
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inewitable

in-ew-i-tuh-buhl
adjective, noun

1. That which is or represents something that is inevitable.

2. Creepily describing your heinous, dictatorial master plan as inevitable. See: Kim Jong Il, Team America
"Inewitable! Goddamnit, open you're fuckin' eahs." - Dear Leader Kim Jong Il
by George Stuffalottapuss January 1, 2012
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