george mcbob's definitions

McChapel

A sleazy wedding chapel, of the kind made famous in Las Vegas.

At a McChapel, you can hire a wedding dress for an hour and get married by an Elvis impersonator. Ushers often expect tips.

Did you hear Mike and Sandy got married in a McChapel downtown?

by George McBob April 29, 2009

Fusswhip

YouTube celebrity.

Quite possible the sexiest girl on the internet.

I've just seen Fusswhip's latest video.

by George McBob May 18, 2009

financial virginity

That state of innocence in which you live until you have to pay your first income tax, insurance premium or legal fee.

I'm going to lose my financial virginity this month. Not looking forward to it.

by George McBob July 18, 2009

rope

Someone of Afrikaans descent.
Also called dutchman, boer, rockspider, koos, clutchplate, boertjie, afrikaner, japie, sputchie, johan van der walt, burris, plaasjapie, frikkie.

They are called ropes because they are thick, hairy and twisted.

Look at Koos over there. What a rope!

by George McBob April 29, 2009

flabby woof-woof

Fart, flatulate, break wind, pass gas.

It comes from the Blackadder episode "Beer"

(Lord Melchett has a hangover, but Queen and Nursie think he's sick)
Queen: Well, hurry up and cure the horrible man -- I'm fed up with him lying there moaning and groaning...
Nursie: ...and letting off such great and fruitsome flabby woof-woofs! One can scarcely believe one's tiny nosy!

by George McBob May 13, 2009

bakkie

S. Afr. word for pickup truck. Pronounced "bucky"

The bakkie holds the same place in the heart and soul of the South African dutchman as the pickup does in that of the American redneck.

Koos will bring a braai and some fishing tackle in his bakkie.

by George McBob May 18, 2009

cafcebo effect

The phenomenon by which decaf can actually keep you awake, but only if you don't know it's decaf.

The cafcebo effect is a medical mystery.

by George McBob May 17, 2009