george mcbob's definitions

Hummer

What a man buys when he wishes to announce to the world that he has a small penis.

Also, it's the ugliest vehicle ever manufactured outside of Soviet Russia.

You drive a Hummer? Don't you think you're compensating for something?

by George McBob September 30, 2009

marijuana

A word of a thousand synonyms

A small selection is listed below:

420
ace
african
alaskan thunderfuck
apocynum cannabinum
ashes
aunt mary
bag
baggie
bales
bamba
bangue
bc bud
bhang
blunt
bo
bobo
bonghit
boo
bowl
bricks
broccoli
bud
buddha
bush
buzz
cannabis
cannabis indica
cannabis sativa
chief
chronic
columbian gold
cryppie
cryptonite
dagga
dank
devilweed
diggy
dirtweed
ditch
ditchweed
dobie
domestic don juan
doob
doobie
dope
draf
draw
durban poison
fir
flowers
ganja
gash
gasper
giggle twig
gold
gong
gram
grass
green
greenbud
green-sticky
griffa
happy backy
hash
hawaiian homegrown hay
hemp
herb
high
hocus pocus
homegrown
hooch
hooter
hops
humboltd
indian hemp
intsangu (zulu)
j
joint
kenevir
kif
killer
kilos
leaf
loco weed
marijuana
mary jane
mbanja (pemba)
method
mexican
mj
mo
moocah
moota
mooters
mootie
mor a grifa
mountain cabbage
nubs
nuggets
nuggies
number
one-hit
ounce
owl
panama red
parsley
pot
pounds
pr
pretendica
puff
ragweed
rainy day woman
rasta
red bud
reefer
roach
root
rope
seeds
shake
shit
shwag
skunk
skunk weed
smoke
snop
spliff
stack
stash
stems
stick
stone
swazi
sweet lucy
sweet wheat
tchene
tea
texas tea
thai-bud
thai-stick
thrupence bag
thumb
tree of wisdom
trees
turkish delight
twigs
untoque
wahupta (sioux)
weed
whacktabacky
whackyweed
wheat
wood
yesca
zol

by George McBob September 7, 2009

antichrist

A particle with the same mass, spin and quantum properties as a christ, but an opposite charge.

It will annihilate when it comes into contact with a christ, producing a gamma ray photon and a lambda neutrino.

We're getting an antichrist signature from the CERN data that could support Dr. Weisenhoffer's theory.

by George McBob June 30, 2009

zarm

toasted sandwich

It's derived from the S. Afr. slang word sarmie, which is short for sandwich.

Sarmie can refer to normal or toasted sandwiches, but zarm specifically means toasted ones.

Bru, could you get me a cheese zarm?

by George McBob May 12, 2009

miscarriage

A download that loses it's connection when either your browser or the server doesn't support download resuming.

Dave: I had a fucking miscarriage when my 2gig game iso was at 94%!!
Steve: Were you using internet explorer?
Dave: No, I use firefox. It was the stupid server.

by George McBob September 14, 2009

double cheese bagel

A codeword for douchebag. To be used in the presence of a physically intimidating yet none too bright douchebag.

DOUble CHEese BAGel

Steve: Would you like a double cheese bagel?
Douchebag: What the hell? Go get some friends, loser.
Dave: Steve, if he understands that, you're dead.

by George McBob May 5, 2009

rope

Someone of Afrikaans descent.
Also called dutchman, boer, rockspider, koos, clutchplate, boertjie, afrikaner, japie, sputchie, johan van der walt, burris, plaasjapie, frikkie.

They are called ropes because they are thick, hairy and twisted.

Look at Koos over there. What a rope!

by George McBob April 29, 2009