george mcbob's definitions
by George McBob May 11, 2009
Get the flat dogmug. Every Saturday afternoon, the hospital has at least 5 or 6 horse injury cases.
Oats + bran + hay + horse = very expensive shit.
Oats + bran + hay + horse = very expensive shit.
by George McBob May 17, 2009
Get the horsemug. So drunk that the only way you'll find out what you did that night is by checking Facebook in the morning.
by George McBob September 17, 2010
Get the Facebook drunkmug. That awkward moment that occurs when a group of guys and a girl are talking and the topic of conversation turns to girls and their pros and cons, male health issues or other topics best kept among men. Someone then realises that there is, in fact, a female present. An embarrased silence then follows. This is a Hermione Moment.
It is named after the many scenes in the Harry Potter series when Harry and Ron forget that their friend Hermione is actually a girl.
It is named after the many scenes in the Harry Potter series when Harry and Ron forget that their friend Hermione is actually a girl.
Steve: Man, Jessica has a nice pair of...
<Dave elbows Steve hard in the ribs>
Steve: er.. Hi Teresa! Um, what do you think of Jessica's... er...
Dave: Dude, Hermione Moment!
<Dave elbows Steve hard in the ribs>
Steve: er.. Hi Teresa! Um, what do you think of Jessica's... er...
Dave: Dude, Hermione Moment!
by George McBob April 21, 2009
Get the Hermione Momentmug. That state of innocence in which you live until you have to pay your first income tax, insurance premium or legal fee.
by George McBob July 18, 2009
Get the financial virginitymug. The horrible tangled mass of hair, soap scum and bodily fluids that clogs the plughole of a bath or shower.
Usually caused by women who wash their hair, shave their legs and armpits or trim their pubic hair in the shower.
If not dealt with in their early stages, they will grow, block the pipes, float around in a pool of water that spills onto the bathroom floor. and produce a clan of sentient offspring that attack you in the dead of night and drag you off into the sewers.
Usually caused by women who wash their hair, shave their legs and armpits or trim their pubic hair in the shower.
If not dealt with in their early stages, they will grow, block the pipes, float around in a pool of water that spills onto the bathroom floor. and produce a clan of sentient offspring that attack you in the dead of night and drag you off into the sewers.
by George McBob May 19, 2009
Get the bathroom wookieemug. A computer system with the main function of keeping you away from your own data or any information that is in any way remotely useful or entertaining.
It is presided over by a deranged creature with a god complex and no social skills known as a sysadmin.
It is presided over by a deranged creature with a god complex and no social skills known as a sysadmin.
by George McBob May 21, 2009
Get the servermug.