george's definitions
by George May 13, 2005
Get the Peacingmug. An adverb related to the female homo-sapien species to describe the "state of being stressed out" and never relaxing. Often when the mood is calm and there appears to be nothing wrong, a “sprich” will occur causing a chain reaction of nervous tension and stress resulting in loud words and a state of confusion.
Sprich can also be used in place of "always being right" and never listening to reason because blonde and beautiful vetoes all other opinions. A “sprich” can be identified when someone challenges the decision or opinion of another and triggers multiple negative responses (thumping of feet, erratic actions, screaming in frustration, walking away, and other emotional responses).
A “sprich” action also results in confused behavior of forgetfulness and at times complete inaccurate statements followed by irrational reasoning. This inaccurate defending of reason continues until the inaccurate statement becomes a reality in the mind of the individual having a “sprich” moment.
Sprich can also be used in place of "always being right" and never listening to reason because blonde and beautiful vetoes all other opinions. A “sprich” can be identified when someone challenges the decision or opinion of another and triggers multiple negative responses (thumping of feet, erratic actions, screaming in frustration, walking away, and other emotional responses).
A “sprich” action also results in confused behavior of forgetfulness and at times complete inaccurate statements followed by irrational reasoning. This inaccurate defending of reason continues until the inaccurate statement becomes a reality in the mind of the individual having a “sprich” moment.
male: Honey, I am going out with my friends tonight.
female: Why do you want to leave me? You don't love me anymore. Fine, go with your stupid friends, I don't care.
male: Don't be such a sprich now, I can't take it!
female: Why do you want to leave me? You don't love me anymore. Fine, go with your stupid friends, I don't care.
male: Don't be such a sprich now, I can't take it!
by George April 6, 2005
Get the sprichmug. When u get gloriously battred and just need a bit of quality time to yousrelf to allow the brin to function properly
by george March 31, 2003
Get the spooneredmug. pretentious abscond
A large, stupid word used primarily by liberal arts majors looking to flaunt the size of their dictionary. In the evolutionary tree that is the English language, absquatulates is at the dead-end of a parasite infested branch alongside grandeloquent, inveigle. and socialism.
A large, stupid word used primarily by liberal arts majors looking to flaunt the size of their dictionary. In the evolutionary tree that is the English language, absquatulates is at the dead-end of a parasite infested branch alongside grandeloquent, inveigle. and socialism.
The liberal arts major chose absquatulates as her email address because it was hard to type and vaguely reminiscent of the sound a duck makes as it's being beaten to death by a rubber chicken.
by george February 26, 2003
Get the absquatulatesmug. (Pe·pe·gasm) n. 1. An instantaneous orgasm resulting from very little to no physical stimulation. 2. Any sort of other immediate intense gratification with minimal stimulation. Pepe, from the e-famous 20yr old virgin in Fort Worth, Texas; gasm as a derivative of orgasmos, Greek for swelling, namely of certain organs due to stimulus
Upon sight of the attractive girl approaching, Pepe immediately ran back to his vehicle, narrowly escaping a public Pepegasm.
by George December 20, 2004
Get the Pepegasmmug. by george December 27, 2003
Get the blacksicanmug. by george January 20, 2005
Get the splitting dark oakmug.