geoff's definitions

Pirate Surprise

During anal sex with girl friend the man spits on her back so she thinks he jizzed and when she turns around he jizzes on her face and she makes a pirate sneer.

Hey, mom its a pirate surprise!

by Geoff March 14, 2003

Flabbergast

the motion your ass cheeks make when you rip a huge one

Bob is flabbergasting he must have let one go.

by Geoff January 20, 2004

Lets roll

to go to move (used by me before 9/11)

lets roll

by geoff March 9, 2003

dont hate

to say dont make fun of, to tell to be nice, something random to get someones attention

whoa dont hate on me i am G.P.

by geoff March 9, 2003

metallicaeg

N. Turdwanker; buffoon; douchebag. See also: metrosexual

V. To boink

"Geez, you're such a metallicaeg"
"Yeah well your MOM is a metallicaeg!"
"Speaking of moms, I metallicaeged your mom last night!"

by Geoff March 28, 2005

front shelf disease

the inability to see something right in front of you

-where the hell is the peanut butter?
-right in front of you
-FUCK front shelf disease

by Geoff January 2, 2006

top drawer

above comparison

Carlton, where did you get that argyle pull-over, it is top drawer.

by Geoff June 4, 2003