geoff's definitions

metallicaeg

N. Turdwanker; buffoon; douchebag. See also: metrosexual

V. To boink

"Geez, you're such a metallicaeg"
"Yeah well your MOM is a metallicaeg!"
"Speaking of moms, I metallicaeged your mom last night!"

by Geoff March 28, 2005

reverse cowgirl

a sex position like the others say yet except both members partaking in the act must where cowboy hats and when the climax approaches the male counterpart hollers yeeeeeee-haawwww and the best friend of this male love maker comes running in with a video camera and tapes the rest of the action

we were at the party when we heard someone yell YEEAHHHAAWW but just assumed there was some reverse cowgirl going on

by geoff October 2, 2005

would you rather

A game where you are given two options one of which you MUST choose.
Many options at www.wouldyourather.co.uk

Would your rather shit out a monster truck or shit out mr. bush?

by Geoff March 4, 2004

scrowder

Insult. Best used in a poor British or Australian accent and/or while putting up your dukes for a fight.

"Why don't you go choke on some pig vomit, ya scrowder!"

by geoff May 14, 2005

sharnell

cool hhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhhhhhhh hhhhhhhhhh

sharpy you are soooo cool ...yea right

by Geoff February 2, 2005

crabalocker

a dude who lurks on forums, leaping out with witty retorts and posts so well timed that any unsuspecting member is instantly owned.

He pulled a crabalocker on Aviate. Now he owns his ass.

by Geoff October 12, 2003

P. Kelly special

p.kelly special is when you have a bath with ure best friend geoff and lick each others belly buttons clean

"geoff its p kelly special time!"

by Geoff January 18, 2005