geodave's definitions

Eyesters

They're those gelatinous balls of crud you get in the corner of your eyes when you're tired, similar in consistency and taste to oysters.

Gwyneth broke a fingernail trying to pry the eyesters out of her eyes.

by geodave December 17, 2014

Fecquency

The frequency of one's defecation

Kevin has a high fecquency - dude is always sitting on the toilet

by geodave October 29, 2011

twerky jerky

Strips of meat, pounded to tender perfection by Miley Cyrus' ass.

I tried some twerky jerky, which not surprisingly was underseasoned.

by geodave August 27, 2013

Doing the Math

A sexual term referencing both intercourse and a disparity in age between the two having intercourse.

Heather doesn't like being called a whore or a cougar, she just likes doing the math. You know, how many times will 18 go into 48.

by geodave December 27, 2012

Fudgefinger

The awful condition experienced when you wipe your butt so vigorously that you pierce the toilet paper.

Between his haste to get back to his blind date and the cheap toilet paper, it was inevitable that Vincent's trip to the bathroom would end in fudgefinger.

by geodave March 24, 2013

Fart Angels

The double-handed calisthenics you use after you cut a big, swampy fart.

Darren caught a whiff of colon and realized that Mary was doing fart angels.

by geodave October 14, 2013

Vagiferous

A vagina-rich environment

Club Foot is always vagiferous on Ladies Night!

by geodave November 28, 2012