Definitions by geodave

twerky jerky 

Strips of meat, pounded to tender perfection by Miley Cyrus' ass.

I tried some twerky jerky, which not surprisingly was underseasoned.

twerky jerky by geodave August 27, 2013

Fudgefinger

The awful condition experienced when you wipe your butt so vigorously that you pierce the toilet paper.

Between his haste to get back to his blind date and the cheap toilet paper, it was inevitable that Vincent's trip to the bathroom would end in fudgefinger.

Fudgefinger by geodave March 24, 2013

Oralboros

A stylized image of a snake performing oral sex upon itself. Related to the Ouroboros.

The symbol of the Oralboros spraypainted on walls meant we were crossing into Greenwich Village.

Oralboros by geodave February 9, 2013

Bombasticism 

The art and science of being bombastic enough to get people to listen to you, even though you're just a windbag.

Russ's bombasticism made for good ratings, despite his utter lack of content.

Bombasticism by geodave January 19, 2013

Doing the Math

A sexual term referencing both intercourse and a disparity in age between the two having intercourse.

Heather doesn't like being called a whore or a cougar, she just likes doing the math. You know, how many times will 18 go into 48.

Doing the Math by geodave December 27, 2012

Vagiferous 

A vagina-rich environment

Club Foot is always vagiferous on Ladies Night!

Vagiferous by geodave November 28, 2012

Fecquency 

The frequency of one's defecation

Kevin has a high fecquency - dude is always sitting on the toilet

Fecquency by geodave October 29, 2011