By throwing pumpkin spice McNuggets on the ground, Jason transformed the row of sorority girls into a Bungquet of clapping booties.
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Josh woke up, realized he was an hour late for work and suffered an extreme case of Morning Tourette's that woke up the nun he'd hooked up with the night before.
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Heather doesn't like being called a whore or a cougar, she just likes doing the math. You know, how many times will 18 go into 48.
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Between his haste to get back to his blind date and the cheap toilet paper, it was inevitable that Vincent's trip to the bathroom would end in fudgefinger.
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Ken needed to use the restroom, but the meat blanket in the aisle seat had cut off his only escape route.
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