geodave's definitions

Doing the Math

A sexual term referencing both intercourse and a disparity in age between the two having intercourse.

Heather doesn't like being called a whore or a cougar, she just likes doing the math. You know, how many times will 18 go into 48.

by geodave December 27, 2012

Bombasticism

The art and science of being bombastic enough to get people to listen to you, even though you're just a windbag.

Russ's bombasticism made for good ratings, despite his utter lack of content.

by geodave January 19, 2013

twerky jerky

Strips of meat, pounded to tender perfection by Miley Cyrus' ass.

I tried some twerky jerky, which not surprisingly was underseasoned.

by geodave August 27, 2013

Washing your Balls

To excessively compliment someone.

Dude, I'm not just washing your balls - I really like the narrative you put on your report.

by geodave September 7, 2013

Fart Angels

The double-handed calisthenics you use after you cut a big, swampy fart.

Darren caught a whiff of colon and realized that Mary was doing fart angels.

by geodave October 14, 2013

Fecquency

The frequency of one's defecation

Kevin has a high fecquency - dude is always sitting on the toilet

by geodave October 29, 2011

Bungquet

All-you-can-eat Ass.

By throwing pumpkin spice McNuggets on the ground, Jason transformed the row of sorority girls into a Bungquet of clapping booties.

by geodave November 18, 2020