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elephant in the phone

In a conversation between two people texting, a situation that is so big that it should be discussed, but neither of the two people want to bring it up while texting.

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It was hard talking to James because there was that huge elephant in the phone about that girl we both like
by geniusonwheels June 6, 2010
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woodchucknorris

Woodchucknorris doesn't gnaw through logs. He just stares it apart.
by geniusonwheels February 3, 2009
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YouText

The words that now appear on many YouTube videos in caption boxes. Many people find these caption boxes very annoying.
Man screaming at computer:

"This video would be a lot better if there wasn't all this YouText wasn't all over the screen!"
by geniusonwheels February 9, 2009
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recalculating rap

The stream of the word "recalculating" coming from your car's GPS when the car changes direction, loses signal, etc.
"When the car went through that mile long tunnel, our GPS was doing the recalculating rap all the through."
by geniusonwheels April 18, 2009
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freak-o-meter

A scale on which a person is measured by how much they freak out. The more yelling and hair pulling, the higher on the freak-o-meter.
"Dude, my mom's freak-o-meter was going off when I let go of the Wii remote and it hit that antique vase."
by geniusonwheels April 18, 2009
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This is for all the Tostitos

A phrase used to downgrade the meaning of any large scale event by plugging the product that sponsors the event.
Brent Musburger with :02 seconds left before Auburn kicks a game winning field goal to win the Tostitos BCS National Championship Game: "This is for all the Tostitos"
by geniusonwheels January 12, 2011
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Grand Crayon

The 96-crayon box made by Crayola. This size box is usually bought by parents whose child is yelling because they love coloring.
One parent to another: "We had to buy the Grand Crayon because Susie thinks she is in love with her coloring books."
by geniusonwheels February 3, 2009
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