geniusonwheels's definitions
The 96-crayon box made by Crayola. This size box is usually bought by parents whose child is yelling because they love coloring.
One parent to another: "We had to buy the Grand Crayon because Susie thinks she is in love with her coloring books."
by geniusonwheels February 3, 2009
Get the Grand Crayonmug. To give a crossword fanatic a book which contains puzzles which are much, much harder than the ones they are doing right now. It is named after puzzlemaster Will Shortz.
"I just bought Bob that book of Chicago Tribune crossword puzzles. That really oughta tighten his shortz."
by geniusonwheels February 6, 2009
Get the Tighten his shortzmug. The act of placing both of your hands on your head, usually seen by disappointed sports fans. Equivalent of putting hands on hips.
by geniusonwheels November 16, 2010
Get the OMG sports gesturemug. A phrase used to downgrade the meaning of any large scale event by plugging the product that sponsors the event.
Brent Musburger with :02 seconds left before Auburn kicks a game winning field goal to win the Tostitos BCS National Championship Game: "This is for all the Tostitos"
by geniusonwheels January 12, 2011
Get the This is for all the Tostitosmug. A scale on which a person is measured by how much they freak out. The more yelling and hair pulling, the higher on the freak-o-meter.
"Dude, my mom's freak-o-meter was going off when I let go of the Wii remote and it hit that antique vase."
by geniusonwheels April 18, 2009
Get the freak-o-metermug. by geniusonwheels February 3, 2009
Get the cymbalizemug. After buying the cheapest version of Apple's iPod, the feeling you get after you notice that your iPod is not as cool as you thought it was.
by geniusonwheels January 29, 2009
Get the Shuffleboredmug.