gene's definitions

dot commerce

Dot Commerce refers to activity within the technology market sector, and specifically refers to commercial activities conducted via the Internet or other electronic means. Dot Commerce can also refer to transactions between technology companies (i.e., "dot coms").

With the merger of the two struggling dot coms, analyists predict that dot commerce will be dominated by a few key players.

by Gene July 10, 2003

Abraham Lincoln

One of the greatest presidents ever. Fought for the concept that secession was unconstitutional (as it violated the concept of democracy--if the guy you voted for lost, you have to deal with it) and aided in the disestablishment of the institution of slavery. Though the Hartford Convention did consider secession, it was not the main focus of the agenda, and was political suicide for the Federalists. Moreover, limiting free speech during times of war is not something unique, as it has happened many times since Lincoln's day. It should also be noted, secession is mentioned nowhere in the Constitution as a right, it is mentioned in the Declaration of Independance, but that was not a legal document. Therefore he didn't deny anyone anything unusual.

Samurai Lincoln preserved the Union because he was a secret samurai (HAYA!).

by Gene May 13, 2005

apartment date

Apartment dating is when a woman invites a man over to her apartment in lieu of the couple going out for a date.

A woman should not apapartment date; instead, she should make the man take her out and spend some money on her.

by Gene July 10, 2003

frag

another way to say the F word

Go FRAG yourself. you person.

by gene March 15, 2005

Tiger

A German WW2-era heavy tank.

Upon production, the Tiger, with its heavy armor and an 88mm PaK main gun, was arguably the best tank in the war.

by Gene April 7, 2004

Gene Mueller

A person who lives in Park Ridge, I'm right now bored so I'm making a definition for my own fucking name.

Hi, I'm Gene, I live in Park Ridge.

by Gene March 31, 2005

GeneSimmo

Probably the coolest member a gay forum has ever had.
He conquered christ and Queen Latifa at a game of chess playing with nothing but his elbow.
Jezus then commited suicide by hanging himself on a cross, queen Latifa was doomed to a life of sad, fatness and crappy movies.

GeneSimmo is what holds the world together.
His hobbys are puzzles, lego, and good conversations.

What would GeneSimmo do?
He'd probably kick an ass or two.

by Gene December 20, 2004