Definitions by geek.neo
tom thumb
1. the title of the first fairy tale ever printed in english, and the name of its protagonist.
2. the name given to tiny, loud firecrackers
3. not a nice thing to call a midget
2. the name given to tiny, loud firecrackers
3. not a nice thing to call a midget
ashortive
waiter: "shit, but tom thumb over there's ashortive! he gave a me a lecture on political correctness just because i asked him if he'd prefer a taller chair..."
wordspew
chains of words vaguely connected, undiscernable from gibberish. usually filled with jargon and unlikely to bring the speaker to a conclusion.
indian window
any popup, or any window that won't close once you've clicked the "X" because it's still loading or has become stuck.
much like an indian street vendor pushing a sale with a tourist who's already said "no".
much like an indian street vendor pushing a sale with a tourist who's already said "no".
dammit, i didn't mean to click on that! now i've got a bunch of indian windows to deal with and i just want to get back to work...
indian window by geek.neo December 8, 2010
phallusophy
1. masculine wisdom - an understanding an appreciation for the penis and everything it represents
2. knowing how to behave like a giant penis; conversely, being an expert in the identification of such behaviour
2. knowing how to behave like a giant penis; conversely, being an expert in the identification of such behaviour
jim's taking phallusophy 101 - he's read frank t.j. mackey's seduce and destroy, now he thinks he's a god
mike: bob's become a total prick since he got promoted - i heard him tell his secretary that she should "improve their relations" if she expects to get a raise...
mark: what, so you're now an expert in phallusophy?
mike: bob's become a total prick since he got promoted - i heard him tell his secretary that she should "improve their relations" if she expects to get a raise...
mark: what, so you're now an expert in phallusophy?
phallusophy by geek.neo November 7, 2010