twingling

a combination of tingling and twinkling, a sensual crossover caused by great excitement (see synesthesia)
"how was the meeting?"
"OMG - i can't believe i pulled the board over to my side. my whole system is twingling!"
by geek.neo September 09, 2011
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tom thumb

1. the title of the first fairy tale ever printed in english, and the name of its protagonist.

2. the name given to tiny, loud firecrackers

3. not a nice thing to call a midget
"Tom is no bigger than his father's thumb, and his adventures include being swallowed by a cow, tangling with giants, and becoming a favourite of King Arthur" (wikipedia)

shit! whoever threw those tom thumbs almost gave me a heart-attack!
by geek.neo January 02, 2011
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ashortive

(pronounced ash-short-ive)
the assertiveness caused by Short Man Syndrome
waiter: "shit, but tom thumb over there's ashortive! he gave a me a lecture on political correctness just because i asked him if he'd prefer a taller chair..."
by geek.neo December 28, 2010
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wordspew

chains of words vaguely connected, undiscernable from gibberish. usually filled with jargon and unlikely to bring the speaker to a conclusion.
student 1: psssst, did you get any of that? i can't follow...
student 2: not a damn - check my notes! total wordspew! she hasn't completed a sentence in half a class...
by geek.neo December 15, 2010
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vogonize

turning good poetry into vogon poetry by reading it horribly.
*sticks fingers into ears* aaargh! he's reading "tyger, tyger" in a monotone and pausing in all the wrong places! did he just manage to vogonize blake??
by geek.neo December 21, 2011
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bio-illogical clock

the internal physiological mechanism responsible for causing one to wake up at workday times on the weekend.

also responsible for any low-grade sleep disorders and the inability to stay awake during any meetings held after lunch.
"it's saturday, go back to sleep!"
"i can't, it's my bio-illogical clock on the fritz again."
by geek.neo March 05, 2010
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shit-ski

Taking a stroll through any city in India in which the cows are allowed complete freedom of movement.

Shit-skiing at night can be considered an extreme sport, in particular when there aren't any street lights.
I'm off for a shit-ski to get some mineral water.
Dude, it's the middle of the night - you should wear protective gear!
by geek.neo September 12, 2010
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