Definitions by geek.neo

tom thumb

1. the title of the first fairy tale ever printed in english, and the name of its protagonist.

2. the name given to tiny, loud firecrackers

3. not a nice thing to call a midget

"Tom is no bigger than his father's thumb, and his adventures include being swallowed by a cow, tangling with giants, and becoming a favourite of King Arthur" (wikipedia)

shit! whoever threw those tom thumbs almost gave me a heart-attack!

tom thumb by geek.neo January 2, 2011

ashortive 

(pronounced ash-short-ive)
the assertiveness caused by Short Man Syndrome

waiter: "shit, but tom thumb over there's ashortive! he gave a me a lecture on political correctness just because i asked him if he'd prefer a taller chair..."

ashortive by geek.neo December 28, 2010

wordspew 

chains of words vaguely connected, undiscernable from gibberish. usually filled with jargon and unlikely to bring the speaker to a conclusion.

student 1: psssst, did you get any of that? i can't follow...
student 2: not a damn - check my notes! total wordspew! she hasn't completed a sentence in half a class...

wordspew by geek.neo December 18, 2010

indian window

any popup, or any window that won't close once you've clicked the "X" because it's still loading or has become stuck.

much like an indian street vendor pushing a sale with a tourist who's already said "no".

dammit, i didn't mean to click on that! now i've got a bunch of indian windows to deal with and i just want to get back to work...

indian window by geek.neo December 8, 2010

phallusophy 

1. masculine wisdom - an understanding an appreciation for the penis and everything it represents

2. knowing how to behave like a giant penis; conversely, being an expert in the identification of such behaviour

jim's taking phallusophy 101 - he's read frank t.j. mackey's seduce and destroy, now he thinks he's a god

mike: bob's become a total prick since he got promoted - i heard him tell his secretary that she should "improve their relations" if she expects to get a raise...
mark: what, so you're now an expert in phallusophy?

phallusophy by geek.neo November 7, 2010

naytheist 

someone who claims no affliation with any religion. this does not preclude the belief in god.

naytheists are *not* atheists.

missionary: do you believe in god?
person: yeah, but i'm a naytheist - please don't preach to me.

naytheist by geek.neo November 7, 2010

chafe strafe 

a style of walking sideways, similar to a mosey, used to avoid worsening a chafe.

are you feeling alright?
yeah, but i have to chafe strafe after spending so much time playing on the sandy beach

chafe strafe by geek.neo September 27, 2010