Taking a stroll through any city in India in which the cows are allowed complete freedom of movement.
Shit-skiing at night can be considered an extreme sport, in particular when there aren't any street lights.
Shit-skiing at night can be considered an extreme sport, in particular when there aren't any street lights.
I'm off for a shit-ski to get some mineral water.
Dude, it's the middle of the night - you should wear protective gear!
Dude, it's the middle of the night - you should wear protective gear!
by geek.neo September 12, 2010
a psychologically highly developed person who takes an interest in a less developed member of the opposite sex.
this phenomenon may result in a relationship after a guidance period.
this phenomenon may result in a relationship after a guidance period.
our headmaster's a spiritual paedophile - he's taken the sports teacher under his wing... i think he's planning on taking her under his desk, as well
by geek.neo May 03, 2010
Sir, we've passed the PNR - we have no choice but to continue the mission!
I ran into my boss on the subway yesterday - we hit the PNR after exactly two seconds so I had to take a Phoney Call
I ran into my boss on the subway yesterday - we hit the PNR after exactly two seconds so I had to take a Phoney Call
by geek.neo May 18, 2010
a combination of tingling and twinkling, a sensual crossover caused by great excitement (see synesthesia)
"how was the meeting?"
"OMG - i can't believe i pulled the board over to my side. my whole system is twingling!"
"OMG - i can't believe i pulled the board over to my side. my whole system is twingling!"
by geek.neo September 09, 2011
1. the title of the first fairy tale ever printed in english, and the name of its protagonist.
2. the name given to tiny, loud firecrackers
3. not a nice thing to call a midget
2. the name given to tiny, loud firecrackers
3. not a nice thing to call a midget
"Tom is no bigger than his father's thumb, and his adventures include being swallowed by a cow, tangling with giants, and becoming a favourite of King Arthur" (wikipedia)
shit! whoever threw those tom thumbs almost gave me a heart-attack!
shit! whoever threw those tom thumbs almost gave me a heart-attack!
by geek.neo January 02, 2011
waiter: "shit, but tom thumb over there's ashortive! he gave a me a lecture on political correctness just because i asked him if he'd prefer a taller chair..."
by geek.neo December 28, 2010
chains of words vaguely connected, undiscernable from gibberish. usually filled with jargon and unlikely to bring the speaker to a conclusion.
student 1: psssst, did you get any of that? i can't follow...
student 2: not a damn - check my notes! total wordspew! she hasn't completed a sentence in half a class...
student 2: not a damn - check my notes! total wordspew! she hasn't completed a sentence in half a class...
by geek.neo December 15, 2010