gaz's definitions

Cuntmuffin

A Cunt of a bran variety

by Gaz September 24, 2003

uned

An uned is short for an uneducated person. Usually somebody with no qualifications who lives in a council area, and is dependant on benefits. Most chavers are uneds, as they have no education. Uneds are often seen around streets drinking and in chaver cars.

God did you see that woman on trishia, she was an uned.

Last night an uned on wheels, beeped his horn at me, and stuck his fingers up, yelling fuck off, at the top of his voice.

by Gaz April 8, 2005

Smiti

A girl who takes you on adventures to Gants Hill when you thought you were only going shopping.

"Hey Smiti, where are you taking me?"

by Gaz February 23, 2004

Quista

Proper good food (see nosh)

Argh that quista stopped my stomach rumbling

by Gaz December 13, 2003

S.T.D.

Sexually transmitted disease

shit man ive got "the clap"

by gaz July 2, 2003

yo

I allways thought it meant hello.

yo hows it goin?

by gaz May 13, 2003

oh seen

A daft phrase used by Riaz in order to communicate when something has been understood.

ME "Hey Riaz, I heard you shoved a carrot up yo' ass"
RIAZ "Er, yeah"
ME "I got a pic of you doing it"
RIAZ "Oh, seen"

by Gaz March 2, 2004