101 definitions by gary

a kid called staurt
hey, staurt is a total penis
by gary July 4, 2003
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Used to describe someone that is oddly hot. Someone not classically good looking, or someone that looks dangerous. A blend of the words sexy and sketchy.
"Look at that punk rocker over there, he's kinda skexy"

"Call me crazy but I think that homeless person over there is kinda skexy"
by gary June 15, 2006
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When Mel wants 2 cum, and what she is all the time.
Fuck, she is horny. She needs to cuuuuuuum!
Mel is so damm horny
by gary May 1, 2004
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Someone who used to play football and is now a free man even though he killed two people. He's also known as a liar.
by gary March 15, 2005
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A word illiterates like to use with an insult or otherwise wrong method.
<C>Your coming with me to the cinema tonight?

<XjayD> Do I own a "coming with me?" In fact, I do. That's my dog's name. Coming with me, to the cinema! On the double!
by gary August 4, 2004
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Someone who runs at a decent pace, on all terrain, in all weathers, because they want to.
'not a fucking jogger OK'
As the runner finished his fartlek, with hands on knees, gasping for breath, his neighbour kindly asked," did you have a nice jog?"

Contemplating whether to kindly point out to his neighbour that he was in fact a runner not a jogger, he instead decided to politely reply," fuck off you twat!"
by gary November 23, 2004
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