gary's definitions
When some bitch is all nasty like a hoe ass hoe bitch and you start to get a boner at first cuz she looks got then shes a stanky bitch and ur shit goes inverted and basically turns into a vagina.
Ah, that bitch was nasty, i got an inverted penis now, fuck fuckity fuck fuck, damn bitch.
or
Gary: Hey t-bag tom? is that bitch makin ur penis inverted?
Tom: Ha, yup!
or
Gary: Hey t-bag tom? is that bitch makin ur penis inverted?
Tom: Ha, yup!
by Gary January 25, 2005
Get the inverted penismug. Someone who runs at a decent pace, on all terrain, in all weathers, because they want to.
'not a fucking jogger OK'
'not a fucking jogger OK'
As the runner finished his fartlek, with hands on knees, gasping for breath, his neighbour kindly asked," did you have a nice jog?"
Contemplating whether to kindly point out to his neighbour that he was in fact a runner not a jogger, he instead decided to politely reply," fuck off you twat!"
Contemplating whether to kindly point out to his neighbour that he was in fact a runner not a jogger, he instead decided to politely reply," fuck off you twat!"
by gary November 23, 2004
Get the runnermug. by Gary August 19, 2006
Get the shangmug. That girl has no hair because she cant get any protein due to the fact that all she eats is pussyburgers and carrots
by gary February 23, 2004
Get the pussyburgermug. 
by gary June 19, 2005
Get the razzousmug. by Gary September 7, 2004
Get the Humansmug.