carrot dick

A penis that is both tapered and has a shrivelled appearance.
The lady fainted at the sight of his diminuitive carrot dick.
by Gareth August 15, 2003
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Yer Ma

Contrary to popular beleif the term 'yer ma' doesn't actually originate in Scotland. It has been used by many 'spides' or 'steeks' in the beautiful county of Northern Ireland for many many years. As stated above, it is used in a vulgar way when in an argument, when the spide/steek can't think of anything else to say.
Generally it is used to imply that that the spide/steek has had sexual relations with one's mother... but it is usually not the case, since most spides/steeks couldn't get laid if they tried.
"I had yer ma last neet so ah did!"
by Gareth January 09, 2004
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i wish

R Kelly fan and someone who especially likes this inparticular song.
Mr. G and Laura B have dedicated this song for each other as an eternal meaning of their great friendship.
by Gareth November 11, 2004
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The effects on said youths after they attempt to slash tyres on sportka, after recieving a visit from these three Millwall fans. These youths are predominantly living in Leicestershire and are unemployed and take pride in bumdarting 24/7 with speciality of feltching their friends.
Refer to the state of the doors of the un-named youth after a visit by Hatchet, Matchet and Despatchet, the three notorious Millwall fans- no one wants to mess with.
by Gareth November 11, 2004
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Gabo

Slang name for the well known sex god "gareth of blackpool/England.
Lynden: yo Gabo
by Gareth March 23, 2004
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good

your mum is good
by gareth November 27, 2003
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not for ants

A sizeable task, something big or extreme.
This Tequila is not for ants
by gareth October 28, 2003
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