linguascope

some dumb-ass website that they make us use in irrelevant french lessons

fonty made us use linguascope

by gammell January 31, 2020

lucas

A boy who was once the height of a small bin has now grown into a deviously handsome young Jung-Kook. Lucas is known for his body shape; you can play his ribs like a glockenspiel.

Lucas would of been great in Squid Game

by gammell December 04, 2021

toppy

There was this one time a girl walked him to sport. We’ve never heard the end of it…

'Who smells better, Anto or Toppy?'
'Hmm Toppy for sure'

by gammell December 04, 2021

Kit

Kit, like the origins of his name (the common English word ‘kitten’) is painfully small and always lands on all fours despite Dexter’s many attempts to prove this wrong.

Kit can fit in my wardrobe standing up straight on his tiptoes.

by gammell December 04, 2021

clement

somehow fat and lanky, this hunk of a man is a lonely man who plays chess by himself. he has no friends, no hair and absolutely no way with women.

katya and clement had a cheeky shag behind chapel

by gammell September 17, 2021

clement

somehow overweight and lanky simultaneously, this oafish giant ambles around the house aimlessly, desperately searching for a friend who is bored enough to have a game of chess with him.

'Can you smell faeces?
'Yeh, Clement just walked past'

by gammell December 04, 2021

dex

This 5’4 hunk of a man has recently got himself a bird, and is loving it?

Dex is B-tech Milo

by gammell December 04, 2021