quentin

known as ‘mole’, Quentin spends most of his time trying to get over the 4 girls who previously dumped him. He is currently in a ‘working’ relationship. Or so we think…

quentin has no game with women

by gammell December 04, 2021

Kit

Kit, like the origins of his name (the common English word ‘kitten’) is painfully small and always lands on all fours despite Dexter’s many attempts to prove this wrong.

Kit can fit in my wardrobe standing up straight on his tiptoes.

by gammell December 04, 2021

Edward

Although his political and social opinions are rather questionable, this puny little turd never fails to get a laugh out of his peers (and piss off Matey!).

No Edward, I do not care about Biden

by gammell December 04, 2021

linguascope

some dumb-ass website that they make us use in irrelevant french lessons

fonty made us use linguascope

by gammell January 31, 2020

firstie

a word to describe someone of extreme annoyance and stupidity

wow, you're such a firstie

by gammell October 07, 2019

dex

This 5’4 hunk of a man has recently got himself a bird, and is loving it?

Dex is B-tech Milo

by gammell December 04, 2021

Anto

Having been thought of as the goody-good of the year, it has now been confirmed that Anto, despite being Matey’s favourite, gets up to plenty unmentionable things within the house.

'How Did Mr Liston not see Anto??'

by gammell December 04, 2021