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phonyphone

noun, adv.
the state of being engaged in an apparently genuine, but wholly faked, cellular conversation so you can stay safely distanced from everyone and everything going on around you. Also known as cellular faux and cellshielding.
Brenda quickly resorted to pulling a phonyphone when she saw Mark turn the corner coming her way.
by galcoolest August 26, 2005
mugGet the phonyphonemug.

RazorRick

Cop, patrolman, trooper, policeman.

Most such authorities sport buzz cut hair;
Rick from "Ranger Rick" fame.

aka RazorRat and RazorRot.
Yo bro, dat razorrick dun tail my ass fo full-on 2 hops on da dang I-eight-0!
by Galcoolest February 25, 2005
mugGet the RazorRickmug.

nuded

adv., v. or adj. to be found out, caught, exposed somehow.-- verb form: to out or expose.
Yeah, Gerald be dun nuded on dat bogus rap he toll his ole lady bout lass night. She got da truff from Sheri, an he be mash now.

Giffy nuded Ty big time on the deal that really went down.
by galcoolest August 4, 2005
mugGet the nudedmug.

feathers, the

adj. used to describe anything that is especially comfortable. Origin: the coziness of down comforters, or the comfort of a down coat.
Yeah, I just got these sweats at Target, and I swear,man, they be the total feathers.
by galcoolest July 26, 2005
mugGet the feathers, themug.

stumfrizzle

Syn. stumfrazzle

n. One who is caught up so much on any day with stumbizzling that it results in family members' irate complaints and being told to "get off dat puter NOW, ya hear?"
v. to stumbizzle for longer than is normally tolerated by family in one's environment.
adj. stumfrizzled: dreamy, contented, but kind of exhausted state of one who has stumbizzled for a long time without interruption.
stumbizzle
Yo, Lenny be stumfrizzled t'nite. He ain't gamin to fly.

Ayisha be po'ed cus Dexxie stumfrizzled on her, yo.

Bro, get on it, bro! Youz be stumfrizzled bad or sumthin'?
by Galcoolest February 27, 2005
mugGet the stumfrizzlemug.

tissue time

v. when a female PRETENDS to be completely touched, upset, hurt or saddened by some event or another person's words or actions, and either fakes crying or manages to produce real tears, solely in order to impress, guilt trip, manipulate, or punish/pay back another other person.
May be a tactic during mushy movies to get attention, but most often a female tissue times to win disputes, inflict emotional distress through guilt, or for material gain (to get an item she wants).

n. the incident during which the female has the manufactured crying jag.
Illeana dun tissued timed Ferdy all dang nite fo he 'pologized bout blowin big green fo Slim's Caddie, an dun swear he still be fixin to git her da fur.
by galcoolest February 28, 2005
mugGet the tissue timemug.

stumfrazzle

see syn. stumfrizzle
n., v., adj. relating to overexposure to stumbizzling stumbizzle
Henny be way stumfrazzled, ya hear, and jes be crashin' say Kenika.
by Galcoolest February 28, 2005
mugGet the stumfrazzlemug.

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