g-union's definitions

Shiggity

(N.) Dumb ass s***

Hey, cool. Shiggity Swha!

by G-Union May 22, 2003

Bruce Almighty

(N.) A movie starring Jim Carrey as a man who gets fed up with God, so God gives him his abilities for a week while he goes on vacation to show Bruce how difficult it is to run the world and please everyone.

Bruce Almighty was an underhyped movie, but far better than many of the other Summer Movies.

by G-Union July 30, 2003

50 cent crack dealer

(N.) Apparently, th crack dealer to 50 Cent. Also, is th crack dealer to Mother Tucker and Jessica Simpson aka J-Simp in da' hood.

Them niggas they just Suck, they no aint good
I ain't never heard a nigga say they like them in the hood
I'm back better than ever, on top of my game
Even them country boys sayin "50 we feelin you mayne"
Now you stay the f*ck outta my zone, outta my throne
I'm New York City's own...BAD GUY!

by G-Union December 18, 2003

oxycontin

The medicinal name for what we know on the street as Hillbilly Heroin. The new "In" drug.

Be like that ugly-beyond-belief, walking pile of dog crap, Jack Osbourne. Take a bottle's worth of Oxycontin a day for two years straight, overdose daily, sob and cry and get all emotional, check into a drug clinic, and become recognized as a national hero and role model to all for not poppin' pills anymore, something that you shouldn't have been doing anyway. This is how we teach the soon-to-be f**ked up youth of the planet nowadays.

by G-Union October 29, 2003

Pharrell Dicksuckers

DR. HO, UNCLE SAM. Two of the worst Pharrell Dicksuckers out there. Two Assclowns who have actually been brainwashed into that pure bullsh*t. Ironically, they're probably ugly, untalented lucky ass Nerds, too. They'll get pU dekcuF by me or anyone out on the street. Pussies.

by G-Union August 13, 2003

Giant Ass

(N.) A really large posterior.

It is said that J-Ho has a giant ass, but I've seen bigger.

by G-Union February 3, 2004

Marge Simpson

Age: 36
Height: 5'6" (Not counting the 3 Feet of hair)
Weight: 120 lbs.
Hair Color: Blue #56
Real Hair Color: Grey/Greyish (like Patty and Selma)
Fear: Of Flying
Three Favorite Things: Her Family, Cleaning, and Cooking

If Marge did keep the implants, and lowered her hair to make it long and silky, I'd call her a MILF too. (What about (Stacy's Mom?) Otherwise, Marge is too normal.

by G-Union February 24, 2004