g-union's definitions

kewl

(N.) a dumba** way of spelling "Cool" that pot-smoking, skateboarders use. You have to scrunch up your nose to say it, or else, you're saying it wrong.

-Hey dude, where's my car? -I don't know? Maybe aliens abducted it. -Man, wouldn't that be kewl. (insert Beavis & Butthead laugh here.)

by G-Union May 16, 2003

cc

(N.) The symbol for "Closed Captioned."

This Program is presented to you in CC.

by G-Union December 1, 2003

Wracker

(N.) The opposite of a Wigger, who is a white person who tries to act like a black gangster. A Wracker is someone Black, who tries to act like a white nerd.

Such people as Wayne Brady, Allan Keyes, Halle Berry, and *Wonderboy Marvel* could be described as a Wracker, due to their lack of "Soul" or any African American heritage whatsoever.

by G-Union July 28, 2003

Macarena

(N.) The deadly disease that crippled 98% of the world, back in 1996. It was quickly cured, and went away fast, though.

(Spanish Gibberish) Hey Macarena! All Right!

by G-Union May 19, 2003

Homer

(N.) Homer - The big, fat, balding Kwijibo, apelike character from The Simpsons. Also known as the American Bonehead.
(V.) Homer, Pull a - To suceed despite idiocy.

I tried to juggle three bowling balls, only to have them drop onto my right foot, but first met my girlfriend in the Hospital, after they put some bandages on it. I sure did pull a Homer that day!

by G-Union August 16, 2003

McJob

(N.) Taken from McDonalds, a McJob is a minimum wage paying job, that requires litlle to no education that offers little or no advancement or pay. In short, the only thing High School Dropouts can get to make money. (Also, handing out flyers in front of a store with a mascot outfit on.)

Hey, Diego has a McJob, doesn't he? Wait, wait, I don't think so. Hold up. Diego could'nt have a McJob. He'd be too busy jacking off into the McFryer to be able to hold down a McJob. He's just a 28 year old bum in his mama's house. That's why he spends 16 hours a day on the internet.

by G-Union November 25, 2003

Mother Trucker

(N.) A euphemism for Big, Mother F**ker! A profanity loophole. Also, a crappy video game.

"Big Mutha Truckers" is an atrociously bad game on the X-Box.

by G-Union October 21, 2003