Definitions by g 

Koke 

a man who should know better than to touch up young drunken girls and not try and run them down in the car!!

Have you ever been strangled during climax?

Koke by G August 11, 2003

ste 

From 8 pints onwards - the HULK.

Likely to lose temper if you touch speak to him or ignore him. Normally followed by sick with blood in

ex-Stinger no proved to have little'n - unlucky

ste by G August 11, 2003

rogerdodger 

A guy who takes it as it comes and is totally cool with everything.

That rogerdodger, man, he doesn't get worked up over anything.

rogerdodger by G August 11, 2003

Wayne Rooney 

The Future aka GOD.

Ugly or fat, who cares?

He is so rich and famous he your mum would give him brown action!! In fact she would to anyone

Wayne Rooney by G August 7, 2003

smug

to be very happy with ones self when other are not

I shagged your wife in the ass- check out this smug grin

smug by G August 7, 2003

perfect woman 

Mythical creature: slim, sexy, beautiful, tanned, woman. She should be able to cook, clean & iron. She should be thoughtful as in give me head while I eat my breakfast OR skin up before sex so I can lay back and smoke a spliff while the cum runs down her face.

guy: I met a perfect woman last night
mate: bollocks!

perfect woman by G August 4, 2003

average

Rick

Rick is average

average by G August 4, 2003