fup duck's definitions

Barnacle

an unsightly tabernacle lacking architectural appeal, and in fact just as suitable to house pigs and horses as religious zealots

We said our vows and he kissed me in the barnacle.

by fup duck July 22, 2011

nasal snap

a quick sniff usually immediately following a display of cock-sure i told you so arrogance.

When the rains subsided after the river flowed through the living room Carla turned away while paddling the canoe and just then it was her resounding nasal snap that said it all.

by fup duck July 5, 2011

Nostralgia

the recollection (often fondly) of a scent from the past

Having finished college in Hawaii and upon returning home to Gary Indiana, Lisa immediately felt a strong sense of nostralgia amid the smeltered air of her youth

by fup duck May 28, 2016

hens tooth

analogous term from evolutionary biology meaning something that is extremely rare or obsolete

the odds of finding a hens tooth were better than the chances of locating the snowmobile keys lost somewhere in Cindy's overalls

by fup duck July 3, 2011

receptackle

joyous greeting at an airport etc... resulting in majority of participants and innocent bystanders being heavily fondled and knocked to the ground

Amy's warm receptackle at RFK was just what we needed after the long standoff between President Carter and the hijackers.

by fup duck July 3, 2011

hay bailer

term applied to a botanist who collects plants in a plant press, until the press is so full it resembles a bail of hay

That Marcus E. Jones was sure a hay bailer

by fup duck July 1, 2011

DBH

diameter at breast height

she was halfway up a palm tree of 20" DBH when it occurred to the onlooking congressman that her public straddling was not at all lady-like

by fup duck July 3, 2011