When the rains subsided after the river flowed through the living room Carla turned away while paddling the canoe and just then it was her resounding nasal snap that said it all.
by fup duck July 04, 2011
Having finished college in Hawaii and upon returning home to Gary Indiana, Lisa immediately felt a strong sense of nostralgia amid the smeltered air of her youth
by fup duck May 28, 2016
a week visiting your girlfriend's relatives with little to do other than gas up the rental Pontiac at the Cum and Loaf, or rage out on a cornfield with your brother-in-law's John Deere
The trip to Kauai started out great but one glance at the sugar cane and I was having an Iowaweek flashback
by fup duck July 06, 2011
she was halfway up a palm tree of 20" DBH when it occurred to the onlooking congressman that her public straddling was not at all lady-like
by fup duck July 02, 2011
a lazy fat ass do-nothing internet blogger whose entire life is spent before a screen eating chips and KFC while attempting a last-gasp at a career in journalism read by no one; a play on "bump on a log" saying.
by fup duck September 03, 2011
an unsightly tabernacle lacking architectural appeal, and in fact just as suitable to house pigs and horses as religious zealots
by fup duck July 22, 2011
a botanist who, in attempting to collect a plant specimen for an herbarium voucher, fails to uproot the entire specimen, and instead collects only the top portion of the plant, which lacks the often diagnostic root system.
by fup duck June 30, 2011