fup duck's definitions
a week visiting your girlfriend's relatives with little to do other than gas up the rental Pontiac at the Cum and Loaf, or rage out on a cornfield with your brother-in-law's John Deere
The trip to Kauai started out great but one glance at the sugar cane and I was having an Iowaweek flashback
by fup duck July 7, 2011
Get the Iowaweekmug. Prejudice or discrimination directed against native ecosystems that have evolved and adapted to arid climates, based upon the belief that they are devoid of life, unattractive and expendable.
In a proclamation of naive aridism, Arnold Schwarzenegger said "where most see a wasteland, I see opportunity" (for energy development)
by fup duck March 11, 2023
Get the aridismmug. a botanist who, in attempting to collect a plant specimen for an herbarium voucher, fails to uproot the entire specimen, and instead collects only the top portion of the plant, which lacks the often diagnostic root system.
by fup duck July 1, 2011
Get the topsnatchermug. joyous greeting at an airport etc... resulting in majority of participants and innocent bystanders being heavily fondled and knocked to the ground
Amy's warm receptackle at RFK was just what we needed after the long standoff between President Carter and the hijackers.
by fup duck July 3, 2011
Get the receptacklemug. the odds of finding a hens tooth were better than the chances of locating the snowmobile keys lost somewhere in Cindy's overalls
by fup duck July 3, 2011
Get the hens toothmug. a lazy fat ass do-nothing internet blogger whose entire life is spent before a screen eating chips and KFC while attempting a last-gasp at a career in journalism read by no one; a play on "bump on a log" saying.
by fup duck September 5, 2011
Get the Lump on a blogmug. When the rains subsided after the river flowed through the living room Carla turned away while paddling the canoe and just then it was her resounding nasal snap that said it all.
by fup duck July 5, 2011
Get the nasal snapmug.