Barnacle

an unsightly tabernacle lacking architectural appeal, and in fact just as suitable to house pigs and horses as religious zealots

We said our vows and he kissed me in the barnacle.

by fup duck July 22, 2011

Lump on a blog

a lazy fat ass do-nothing internet blogger whose entire life is spent before a screen eating chips and KFC while attempting a last-gasp at a career in journalism read by no one; a play on "bump on a log" saying.

Ed sat like a lump on a blog for hours tweeting nonsense to the masses

by fup duck September 05, 2011

DBH

diameter at breast height

she was halfway up a palm tree of 20" DBH when it occurred to the onlooking congressman that her public straddling was not at all lady-like

by fup duck July 03, 2011

Iowaweek

a week visiting your girlfriend's relatives with little to do other than gas up the rental Pontiac at the Cum and Loaf, or rage out on a cornfield with your brother-in-law's John Deere

The trip to Kauai started out great but one glance at the sugar cane and I was having an Iowaweek flashback

by fup duck July 07, 2011

receptackle

joyous greeting at an airport etc... resulting in majority of participants and innocent bystanders being heavily fondled and knocked to the ground

Amy's warm receptackle at RFK was just what we needed after the long standoff between President Carter and the hijackers.

by fup duck July 03, 2011

topsnatcher

a botanist who, in attempting to collect a plant specimen for an herbarium voucher, fails to uproot the entire specimen, and instead collects only the top portion of the plant, which lacks the often diagnostic root system.

Tasha was a fine botanist, but also a real topsnatcher

by fup duck July 01, 2011

hay bailer

term applied to a botanist who collects plants in a plant press, until the press is so full it resembles a bail of hay

That Marcus E. Jones was sure a hay bailer

by fup duck July 01, 2011