funwillfunwill's definitions

Underpants Gnomes

From the TV show South Park. They steal underpants in order to make profit. They even educate children on how profit works. Here's how:
Stage One: Steal Underpants
Stage Two: ???????
Stage Three: Profit!

The underpants gnomes robbed my house again.

by funwillfunwill June 20, 2015

Small Loan

When your life wasn't always easy, you ask your father for a small loan of a million dollars.

It has not been easy for me. I started off in Brooklyn. My father gave me a small loan of a million dollars.

by funwillfunwill April 29, 2016

The hand that feeds

Don't bite it.

Trent told me not to bite the hand that feeds.

by funwillfunwill April 29, 2016

Dosed

1. To be madly in love
2. To be cured by a medication
3. Song by Red Hot Chili Pepper off the album "By the Way." The song uses Dosed as a play on word, where it means both cured and fallen in love.

Dosed, by the Chili Peppers:
Way upon the mountain where she died
All I ever wanted was your life
Deep inside the canyon I can hide
All I ever wanted was your life

I got dosed by you and
Closer than most to you and
What am I supposed to do
Take it away I never had it anyway

by funwillfunwill May 4, 2016

Alternative Rock

A genre of music containing many different styles of rock. It began with punk, but contains many other sub-sub-genres, like electronic, folk rock, grunge, etc. It is known to be less popular than mainstream music and always has been. Many alternative acts make a few hit singles on pop charts though.

REM was the first true alternative rock band. There are tons of great ones now, like the Killers and Jack White

by funwillfunwill June 18, 2015

Nasally Abused

When playing "got your nose" and you go too far. This can end up with deformed noses and the affected person may one day grow up to be a serial nose abuser himself.

Voldemort got nasally abused as a kid. Don't judge the man.

by funwillfunwill June 18, 2015

dorchen

A man who is good with the ladies. Can have cool haicut.

He's a real dorchen!

by funwillfunwill March 28, 2015