bongathon

A marathon bong session where everyone brings their own stash. The last person left conscious wins the bongathon, and as a prize, gets to drink the bong water.
I think I won last night's bongathon, but I don't really remember drinking the bong water.
by fugitive October 04, 2004
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pus rocket

Naval slang for a hot dog, probably because biting into one causes it to pop and squirt liquid.
I need some mustard on my pus rocket.
by fugitive September 29, 2004
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finnochio

Literally, the Italian word for fennel. Colloquially, it means a gay person in the same pejorative sense as fag or faggot. As a literary sidelight, when Prometheus stole fire from the gods to give to man, he hid it in a fennel stalk.
"You think he's straight?"

"Nah. A guy that cute is always finnochio."
by fugitive October 01, 2004
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right wingnut

Someone in the blogosphere who is identified as being politically on the right. Usually a fucktard.
The right wingnuts at Little Green Footballs are going nuts over Bush's TANG memos.
by fugitive September 29, 2004
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chumpatize

v. To turn someone into a chump. Often used reflexively (see example). Earliest documented use is in Director Seth Gordon's 2007 documentary THE KING OF KONG: A FISTFUL OF QUARTERS.
Dude, don't chumpatize yourself!

"Everything would've fell right into place, but he forgot about one thing: About me convincing Steve Wiebe not to be a chump, talking him out of chumpatizing himself." -Mr. Awesome

by fugitive February 25, 2008
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punditocracy

The universe of the mainstream media (pundits) talking heads who tell the general population what to think. Their aim is to influence the political landscape by their erudite utterances. Their stock and trade is opinion, rather than fact with both generally being pulled out of their asses. The punditocracy thinks more of itself than those who listen to it.
Rush Limbaugh. Robert Novack. Ann Coulter. Cal Thomas.
by fugitive October 01, 2004
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bug juice

A sugary drink mixed in vast quantities from a mysterious powder commonly served on US Navy vessels in the enlisted men's mess. Can also be used to clean brass.
Crap. They're all out of coffee so I had to drink bug juice instead.
by fugitive September 29, 2004
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