fucksoid's definitions

puffinfresh

a stupid fucking dumbass hu cannot define 1 fucking word.

dont b such a puffinfresh! ill b forced to kill you w/ my elephant-esque penis!

by fucksoid March 18, 2005

ass swallow

wen u jump out of a plane and r plummeting thru the air w/ such a great velocity, tht wen u land on a random person in the street, their head goes up ur ass and out ur mouth!

dude; this fucker parachuter ass swallowed me, becuz his parachute broke! it blew. i got all up in tht ass. good thing he died b cuz he didnt hav his parachute. stupid fucker.

by fucksoid March 15, 2005

dick hole

omfg. r u rly tht stupid? a dick hole is the hole u pee and ejaculate out of. u stupid fucker. i hate u.

hey guys, puffinfresh is a stupid dickhole himself, b cuz he thinks a dick hole is a vagina. stupid fucker.

by fucksoid March 15, 2005

crouching tiger hidden balls

its when ur having anal with a "girl" and this "girl" in the middle of wht u think is a pleasureable experience drops her balls down and they strike ur balls and penis. tht is crouching tiger hidden balls

o fucking shit, dan jst gave me crouching tiger hidden balls. in the dark he can look like a rly hott girl. i was drunk as shit. i cant believe this happened. now i hav to kil myself.

by fucksoid March 8, 2005

benal sex

its wen u put ur penis on the opposite side of the elbow, w/ the inner arm facing up. the one w/ the penis resting on his/her arm will then move the lower arm up and down, (like curling lifts for working out biceps), and the one hus penis is in the arm will mov back and forth

benal sex is great. no std's no prego chicks. its full proof and quite original.

by fucksoid March 8, 2005

AOA

AOA is jst ass on ass sex. u rub vigorously until both participants are tired. sum times one tries to wedge one of his butt cheeks up the other's ass, but this is rpoven tpo b a difficult feat.

dude tht perv kid in our grade hu plays lacrosse and halo 2 alot jst invented AOA, which is AOA sex. this kid is a sexual deviant. i mean he does 96 like 12 times a day.

by fucksoid March 8, 2005

credit card declined

its when u try to credit card sum1, but u get an ass load of shit on ur finger. its fucking gross, and u shuld giv bitches like this hu dont wipe their ass either a dirty sanchez or a crap slap w/ this "present" they have bestowed upon you.

swiper: o fuck dude. wipe ur ass hole. tht shit is gross.
one hu does not wipe asshole: credit card declined!
swiper: tht shit isnt funny. im gona stick it down ur throat.
one hu does not wipe asshole: don't!
swiper: i hate people hu dont wipe their assholes. they suck.

by fucksoid March 8, 2005