its when u try to credit card sum1, but u get an ass load of shit on ur finger. its fucking gross, and u shuld giv bitches like this hu dont wipe their ass either a dirty sanchez or a crap slap w/ this "present" they have bestowed upon you.
swiper: o fuck dude. wipe ur ass hole. tht shit is gross.
one hu does not wipe asshole: credit card declined!
swiper: tht shit isnt funny. im gona stick it down ur throat.
one hu does not wipe asshole: don't!
swiper: i hate people hu dont wipe their assholes. they suck.
one hu does not wipe asshole: credit card declined!
swiper: tht shit isnt funny. im gona stick it down ur throat.
one hu does not wipe asshole: don't!
swiper: i hate people hu dont wipe their assholes. they suck.
by fucksoid March 08, 2005
its wen u put ur penis on the opposite side of the elbow, w/ the inner arm facing up. the one w/ the penis resting on his/her arm will then move the lower arm up and down, (like curling lifts for working out biceps), and the one hus penis is in the arm will mov back and forth
by fucksoid March 08, 2005
its when ur having anal with a "girl" and this "girl" in the middle of wht u think is a pleasureable experience drops her balls down and they strike ur balls and penis. tht is crouching tiger hidden balls
o fucking shit, dan jst gave me crouching tiger hidden balls. in the dark he can look like a rly hott girl. i was drunk as shit. i cant believe this happened. now i hav to kil myself.
by fucksoid March 08, 2005
AOA is jst ass on ass sex. u rub vigorously until both participants are tired. sum times one tries to wedge one of his butt cheeks up the other's ass, but this is rpoven tpo b a difficult feat.
dude tht perv kid in our grade hu plays lacrosse and halo 2 alot jst invented AOA, which is AOA sex. this kid is a sexual deviant. i mean he does 96 like 12 times a day.
by fucksoid March 08, 2005
when you are taking a massive shit, and the last peice of crap falls out of ur ass flies out with such a great velocity, that the impact on the water produces a splash. if this cold, splash reaches ur asshole, and produces a cold, wet, uncomfortable feeling there, tht is toilet dew.
Dude! i just planetd this enormous shit tht was f ing wicked, when i found myself with a feroious splash and a bad case of toilet dew.
by fucksoid February 18, 2005
by fucksoid February 18, 2005
by fucksoid March 19, 2005