22 definitions by fucksoid
when you are taking a massive shit, and the last peice of crap falls out of ur ass flies out with such a great velocity, that the impact on the water produces a splash. if this cold, splash reaches ur asshole, and produces a cold, wet, uncomfortable feeling there, tht is toilet dew.
Dude! i just planetd this enormous shit tht was f ing wicked, when i found myself with a feroious splash and a bad case of toilet dew.
by fucksoid February 18, 2005
by fucksoid February 18, 2005
its a slang term for internet loser dick face's for cyber sex, b cuz they cannot get it ne where else
even tho it ends w/ course, it is usually guy on guy
even tho it ends w/ course, it is usually guy on guy
superstud9122: hey cindy, wanna hav cybercourse?
hotchick8975: fuck no u loser dickweed
superstud9122: fine dick
hey u wana hav cybercourse?
machoman317: hail ya bitch
hotchick8975: fuck no u loser dickweed
superstud9122: fine dick
hey u wana hav cybercourse?
machoman317: hail ya bitch
by fucksoid February 24, 2005
thts sum'n different you stupid wang licker. the bombing of pearl harbor is a crazy japanese sex orgy involving video games and socks. ended with a ceremonial dong.
by fucksoid April 26, 2005
sperm balloon is to mean when you are having sex, you rip off the condom and put the condom on your partners mouth. she will then blow and make the condom into a balloon. she then ties the balloon and sits on it till it pops and the liquid goes everywhere.
oh my god, last ngiht was great, she made a sperm ballon and it went everywhere. but it was so fucking awesome.
by fucksoid February 19, 2005
its when u try to credit card sum1, but u get an ass load of shit on ur finger. its fucking gross, and u shuld giv bitches like this hu dont wipe their ass either a dirty sanchez or a crap slap w/ this "present" they have bestowed upon you.
swiper: o fuck dude. wipe ur ass hole. tht shit is gross.
one hu does not wipe asshole: credit card declined!
swiper: tht shit isnt funny. im gona stick it down ur throat.
one hu does not wipe asshole: don't!
swiper: i hate people hu dont wipe their assholes. they suck.
one hu does not wipe asshole: credit card declined!
swiper: tht shit isnt funny. im gona stick it down ur throat.
one hu does not wipe asshole: don't!
swiper: i hate people hu dont wipe their assholes. they suck.
by fucksoid March 8, 2005
Let's go play Halo for 7 hours at a sleepover!
Your halos are glowing so brightly we won't need the lamps, that's very nice.
Richard Marcinko pulled a textbook HALO jump yesterday.
^^that guy is gay
Your halos are glowing so brightly we won't need the lamps, that's very nice.
Richard Marcinko pulled a textbook HALO jump yesterday.
^^that guy is gay
by fucksoid May 1, 2005