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Christmas for Atheists. Athemas is celebrated on the 21st of December (the Winter Solstice), and entails everything that Christmas does, minus the "Christ" part.
Ansel's family are Atheists, so they get to open their presents early this year, on Athemas day. Luckily, I'll be laughing at them when they're in HELL!!
by fubsish November 7, 2009
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1. First, you shit in a large 1-gallon plastic baggy for roughly a week. Be sure to seal this in an even larger baggy, as to keep it from bursting prematurely. A good diet to get your shit to the right consistency is very spicy Indian food.
2. Next, you take said bag and put it under your furnace for about a month. Be sure to check it every once in a while. If you smell bad kung pao, then you know that you've got a mess to clean up.
3. After allowing the plastic to melt with it's age and heat exposure, you take this, by now moldy, sack of shit, and sneak up on a friend.
4. You tap this friend on the shoulder. As they turn around, you slap 'em right in the face with the sack. Because said sack is rather old and weak, it will involuntarily explode, covering you and your friend in a hot moldy residue of three months of carefully planned ANGER.
1. First, you shit in a large 1-gallon plastic baggy for roughly a week. Be sure to seal this in an even larger baggy, as to keep it from bursting prematurely. A good diet to get your shit to the right consistency is very spicy Indian food.
2. Next, you take said bag and put it under your furnace for about a month. Be sure to check it every once in a while. If you smell bad kung pao, then you know that you've got a mess to clean up.
3. After allowing the plastic to melt with it's age and heat exposure, you take this, by now moldy, sack of shit, and sneak up on a friend.
4. You tap this friend on the shoulder. As they turn around, you slap 'em right in the face with the sack. Because said sack is rather old and weak, it will involuntarily explode, covering you and your friend in a hot moldy residue of three months of carefully planned ANGER.
I hit Joel with an Italian Hot Pocket the other day. I don't think the smell will come off of him until all his skin has peeled off in another, oh, lets say three years.
by fubsish October 7, 2009
Get the Italian Hot Pocket mug.a t-shirt that people wear around when handing out "zines" and wearing big ol' sunglasses. they generally have scruffy beards and don't look at you when you talk to them. some wearers of this t-shirt will be old and paunchy, with long pony-tails and a black "fidel castro" type hat on. they always appear stoned, as well.
people who wear these shirts generally are a combination of hippies and punks, as they like to smoke and they preach how the government sucks, but they also produce zines, and are more angry than anything.
people who wear these shirts generally are a combination of hippies and punks, as they like to smoke and they preach how the government sucks, but they also produce zines, and are more angry than anything.
derrick: buck is one of those kinda' guys who wears anarchy t-shirts around. i wonder if there are eyes behind those sunglasses.
jordan: i dunno, lets find out!
jordan: i dunno, lets find out!
by fubsish September 7, 2009
Get the anarchy t-shirt mug.A woman who constantly worries and frets about things to the extent where everything she says becomes completely meaningless.
Woman: Oh, gee, don't forget to take your ibuprofine and take the trash out! If you're going out, don't forget to put on a coat! And don't forget that your gloves are in your coat pockets!
Man: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST! SHUT UP, YOU DUMB CLUCK!
Man: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST! SHUT UP, YOU DUMB CLUCK!
by fubsish October 18, 2009
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Diablo Spawn is the share ware version of Diablo, a 1997 computer game made by Blizzard, the makers of the Warcraft and Starcraft franchises. Blizzard also created World of Warcraft in 2005.
Basically, way back when LAN parties were cool and MMORPG's were still very early on in their evolution, one would install Diablo Spawn on their friends computers, then run an online play with them while using the ACTUAL Diablo to run the operation.
Diablo Spawn comes free with the Diablo CD, which you can find in the Diablo Battle Chest, for 30 bucks at Walmart. If you want a bit of late-1990's retro action, then buy it and play your troubles away.
Basically, way back when LAN parties were cool and MMORPG's were still very early on in their evolution, one would install Diablo Spawn on their friends computers, then run an online play with them while using the ACTUAL Diablo to run the operation.
Diablo Spawn comes free with the Diablo CD, which you can find in the Diablo Battle Chest, for 30 bucks at Walmart. If you want a bit of late-1990's retro action, then buy it and play your troubles away.
Greg installed Diablo Spawn on Mike's, Jordan's, and Eric's computers, so he could play it as an MMORPG with his friends, without them having to buy the game separately.
by fubsish March 30, 2010
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