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by fubsish September 26, 2009
Get the Corpse you up mug.There are several parts to this act, and it evolves over the course of several months. Please, do read on;
1. First, you shit in a large 1-gallon plastic baggy for roughly a week. Be sure to seal this in an even larger baggy, as to keep it from bursting prematurely. A good diet to get your shit to the right consistency is very spicy Indian food.
2. Next, you take said bag and put it under your furnace for about a month. Be sure to check it every once in a while. If you smell bad kung pao, then you know that you've got a mess to clean up.
3. After allowing the plastic to melt with it's age and heat exposure, you take this, by now moldy, sack of shit, and sneak up on a friend.
4. You tap this friend on the shoulder. As they turn around, you slap 'em right in the face with the sack. Because said sack is rather old and weak, it will involuntarily explode, covering you and your friend in a hot moldy residue of three months of carefully planned ANGER.
1. First, you shit in a large 1-gallon plastic baggy for roughly a week. Be sure to seal this in an even larger baggy, as to keep it from bursting prematurely. A good diet to get your shit to the right consistency is very spicy Indian food.
2. Next, you take said bag and put it under your furnace for about a month. Be sure to check it every once in a while. If you smell bad kung pao, then you know that you've got a mess to clean up.
3. After allowing the plastic to melt with it's age and heat exposure, you take this, by now moldy, sack of shit, and sneak up on a friend.
4. You tap this friend on the shoulder. As they turn around, you slap 'em right in the face with the sack. Because said sack is rather old and weak, it will involuntarily explode, covering you and your friend in a hot moldy residue of three months of carefully planned ANGER.
I hit Joel with an Italian Hot Pocket the other day. I don't think the smell will come off of him until all his skin has peeled off in another, oh, lets say three years.
by fubsish October 7, 2009
Get the Italian Hot Pocket mug.a t-shirt that people wear around when handing out "zines" and wearing big ol' sunglasses. they generally have scruffy beards and don't look at you when you talk to them. some wearers of this t-shirt will be old and paunchy, with long pony-tails and a black "fidel castro" type hat on. they always appear stoned, as well.
people who wear these shirts generally are a combination of hippies and punks, as they like to smoke and they preach how the government sucks, but they also produce zines, and are more angry than anything.
people who wear these shirts generally are a combination of hippies and punks, as they like to smoke and they preach how the government sucks, but they also produce zines, and are more angry than anything.
derrick: buck is one of those kinda' guys who wears anarchy t-shirts around. i wonder if there are eyes behind those sunglasses.
jordan: i dunno, lets find out!
jordan: i dunno, lets find out!
by fubsish September 7, 2009
Get the anarchy t-shirt mug.A Rock Star Penguin Teste-Blitz is kinda' like Two Girls, One Cup, but instead with Mic Jagger, a dead penguin, Oscar Wilde, and The Elephant Man's skeleton.
Performing this depraved act will only lead to imminent satisfaction. Which is why Mic Jagger's there. To sing "(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction".
Usually, clean up requires a few hours of hot water and scrubbing.
Performing this depraved act will only lead to imminent satisfaction. Which is why Mic Jagger's there. To sing "(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction".
Usually, clean up requires a few hours of hot water and scrubbing.
Jack: I just pulled a Rock Star Penguin Teste-Blitz!
Ryan: No way! Why wasn't I invited?
Jack: Oscar didn't think you'd appreciate the flavorful range of tastes and colors.
Ryan: Oh...*cry*
Ryan: No way! Why wasn't I invited?
Jack: Oscar didn't think you'd appreciate the flavorful range of tastes and colors.
Ryan: Oh...*cry*
by fubsish August 10, 2009
Get the rock star penguin teste-blitz mug.The loneliest number that you'll ever do.
by fubsish June 29, 2010
Get the Masturbation mug.Means "pisses me off". Used by Cameron Frye in Ferris Bueller's Day Off. Very lame and seen in the same light as "groovy".
by fubsish November 8, 2009
Get the Busts my hump mug.An emoticon that means emo. Used in IM or internet usage to say that you or somebody else is acting emo.
Greg: FUCK I just HATE everyone around me! You can all go fuckin die!!
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Elisha: Stop posting stuff on my updates! It's really clogging up my system and I hate the constant notifications -_\\\.
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Elisha: Stop posting stuff on my updates! It's really clogging up my system and I hate the constant notifications -_\\\.
by fubsish March 23, 2010
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