Wankerchief

A handkerchief, bandana, or similiair item used to wipe up or catch cum after/during jerking off. So called a "wankerchief" because it's used for wanking.
Paul's wankerchief was crusty and knotted from his pixie-sticks and porno adventure last Friday night.
by fubsish September 13, 2009
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Ott?

by fubsish September 02, 2009
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Masturbation

The loneliest number that you'll ever do.
Billy opted for masturbation, because it's just no good anymore since she went away.
by fubsish June 29, 2010
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Athemas

Christmas for Atheists. Athemas is celebrated on the 21st of December (the Winter Solstice), and entails everything that Christmas does, minus the "Christ" part.
Ansel's family are Atheists, so they get to open their presents early this year, on Athemas day. Luckily, I'll be laughing at them when they're in HELL!!
by fubsish November 07, 2009
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Corpse you up

Noun: To kill someone. The act of killing somebody.
I'm gonna' corpse you up! Corpse you up and mail you to Momma!!
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Shame Guard

The piece of plastic/wood that separates urinals in nicer bathrooms.
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Bamboo Bitch

A stoner who isn't that tight with all the other stoners, or the new guy in the click. He is sent to buy the papers, get the food, bring the entertainment, grab the pipes, etc.

He is called a "bamboo bitch" because the new stoner is calm and rather indifferent, as he knows he cannot upset his only source (for the time being) of drugs, and because pandas have these same qualities (bamboo being a panda's primary source of food). He is a bitch because he does everything for everybody else.
Kyle is such a bamboo bitch.

Get that bamboo bitch over here! I have the munchies!
by fubsish October 06, 2009
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