fubsish's definitions

$$

Money Money.

Ben: You better have my $$ by Friday.
Ryan: $$?
Ben: Money Money.
Ryan: You could've just said that.
Ben: I still want my $$ by Friday.
Ryan: Tay.

by fubsish September 23, 2009

rock star penguin teste-blitz

A Rock Star Penguin Teste-Blitz is kinda' like Two Girls, One Cup, but instead with Mic Jagger, a dead penguin, Oscar Wilde, and The Elephant Man's skeleton.

Performing this depraved act will only lead to imminent satisfaction. Which is why Mic Jagger's there. To sing "(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction".

Usually, clean up requires a few hours of hot water and scrubbing.

Jack: I just pulled a Rock Star Penguin Teste-Blitz!
Ryan: No way! Why wasn't I invited?
Jack: Oscar didn't think you'd appreciate the flavorful range of tastes and colors.
Ryan: Oh...*cry*

by fubsish August 10, 2009

Corpse you up

Noun: To kill someone. The act of killing somebody.

I'm gonna' corpse you up! Corpse you up and mail you to Momma!!

by fubsish September 26, 2009

Cluck

A woman who constantly worries and frets about things to the extent where everything she says becomes completely meaningless.

Woman: Oh, gee, don't forget to take your ibuprofine and take the trash out! If you're going out, don't forget to put on a coat! And don't forget that your gloves are in your coat pockets!
Man: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST! SHUT UP, YOU DUMB CLUCK!

by fubsish October 18, 2009

Busts my hump

Means "pisses me off". Used by Cameron Frye in Ferris Bueller's Day Off. Very lame and seen in the same light as "groovy".

Cameron Frye: Yeah, well it really busts my hump!

by fubsish November 8, 2009

-_\\\

An emoticon that means emo. Used in IM or internet usage to say that you or somebody else is acting emo.

Greg: FUCK I just HATE everyone around me! You can all go fuckin die!!
Jordan: -_\\\

Elisha: Stop posting stuff on my updates! It's really clogging up my system and I hate the constant notifications -_\\\.

by fubsish March 23, 2010

Coolk

Cool, okay. Used sort of as a response to something semi-taboo and rather stupid. The "cool" signifies "I don't care", while the "k" signifies "whatever".

Ben: I'm really high right now.
Troy: Coolk.

by fubsish October 24, 2009