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A woman who constantly worries and frets about things to the extent where everything she says becomes completely meaningless.
Woman: Oh, gee, don't forget to take your ibuprofine and take the trash out! If you're going out, don't forget to put on a coat! And don't forget that your gloves are in your coat pockets!
Man: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST! SHUT UP, YOU DUMB CLUCK!
Man: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST! SHUT UP, YOU DUMB CLUCK!
by fubsish October 18, 2009
Get the Cluck mug.A phrase used by parents of, or by, a failing student when referring to their shitty grades. Usually because they refuse to admit that said student is a lazy bum who won't study. Usually these students are "special".
Mr. Lala: Well, Mrs. Smith, to be frank, Billy has a 28% in my chemistry class.
Mrs. Smith: What??! That's some load of crap, Mister! I mean, look at his textbook! It's useless! It's a useless textbook!
Mr. Lala: ...But he doesn't even pay attention in class. And all of his homework is incomplete.
Mrs. Smith: I'll have your job for this!!
Mrs. Smith: What??! That's some load of crap, Mister! I mean, look at his textbook! It's useless! It's a useless textbook!
Mr. Lala: ...But he doesn't even pay attention in class. And all of his homework is incomplete.
Mrs. Smith: I'll have your job for this!!
by fubsish September 9, 2009
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Joe: Dude, did you hear about that soldier who shot all those other soldiers down in Texas?
Ben: Fuck the what??!
Ben: Fuck the what??!
by fubsish November 5, 2009
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Get the Shame Guard mug.A stoner who isn't that tight with all the other stoners, or the new guy in the click. He is sent to buy the papers, get the food, bring the entertainment, grab the pipes, etc.
He is called a "bamboo bitch" because the new stoner is calm and rather indifferent, as he knows he cannot upset his only source (for the time being) of drugs, and because pandas have these same qualities (bamboo being a panda's primary source of food). He is a bitch because he does everything for everybody else.
He is called a "bamboo bitch" because the new stoner is calm and rather indifferent, as he knows he cannot upset his only source (for the time being) of drugs, and because pandas have these same qualities (bamboo being a panda's primary source of food). He is a bitch because he does everything for everybody else.
by fubsish October 6, 2009
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Quincy: Yo, homie! I got me a ̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅!
Jack: Fuck shit yes, what you gonna do wit it?
Quincy: Shit, boy, I think I'ma go get some chron! You wanna go hit that shit up?
Jack: Hells yeah, I be over in five.
Quincy: Yo, homie! I got me a ̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅!
Jack: Fuck shit yes, what you gonna do wit it?
Quincy: Shit, boy, I think I'ma go get some chron! You wanna go hit that shit up?
Jack: Hells yeah, I be over in five.
by fubsish October 16, 2009
Get the [̲̅$̲̅(̲̅ιοο̲̅)̲̅$̲̅] mug.A Rock Star Penguin Teste-Blitz is kinda' like Two Girls, One Cup, but instead with Mic Jagger, a dead penguin, Oscar Wilde, and The Elephant Man's skeleton.
Performing this depraved act will only lead to imminent satisfaction. Which is why Mic Jagger's there. To sing "(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction".
Usually, clean up requires a few hours of hot water and scrubbing.
Performing this depraved act will only lead to imminent satisfaction. Which is why Mic Jagger's there. To sing "(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction".
Usually, clean up requires a few hours of hot water and scrubbing.
Jack: I just pulled a Rock Star Penguin Teste-Blitz!
Ryan: No way! Why wasn't I invited?
Jack: Oscar didn't think you'd appreciate the flavorful range of tastes and colors.
Ryan: Oh...*cry*
Ryan: No way! Why wasn't I invited?
Jack: Oscar didn't think you'd appreciate the flavorful range of tastes and colors.
Ryan: Oh...*cry*
by fubsish August 10, 2009
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