There are several parts to this act, and it evolves over the course of several months. Please, do read on;
1. First, you shit in a large 1-gallon plastic baggy for roughly a week. Be sure to seal this in an even larger baggy, as to keep it from bursting prematurely. A good diet to get your shit to the right consistency is very spicy Indian food.
2. Next, you take said bag and put it under your furnace for about a month. Be sure to check it every once in a while. If you smell bad kung pao, then you know that you've got a mess to clean up.
3. After allowing the plastic to melt with it's age and heat exposure, you take this, by now moldy, sack of shit, and sneak up on a friend.
4. You tap this friend on the shoulder. As they turn around, you slap 'em right in the face with the sack. Because said sack is rather old and weak, it will involuntarily explode, covering you and your friend in a hot moldy residue of three months of carefully planned ANGER.
1. First, you shit in a large 1-gallon plastic baggy for roughly a week. Be sure to seal this in an even larger baggy, as to keep it from bursting prematurely. A good diet to get your shit to the right consistency is very spicy Indian food.
2. Next, you take said bag and put it under your furnace for about a month. Be sure to check it every once in a while. If you smell bad kung pao, then you know that you've got a mess to clean up.
3. After allowing the plastic to melt with it's age and heat exposure, you take this, by now moldy, sack of shit, and sneak up on a friend.
4. You tap this friend on the shoulder. As they turn around, you slap 'em right in the face with the sack. Because said sack is rather old and weak, it will involuntarily explode, covering you and your friend in a hot moldy residue of three months of carefully planned ANGER.
I hit Joel with an Italian Hot Pocket the other day. I don't think the smell will come off of him until all his skin has peeled off in another, oh, lets say three years.
by fubsish October 07, 2009
Get the Italian Hot Pocketmug. Ben: You better have my $$ by Friday.
Ryan: $$?
Ben: Money Money.
Ryan: You could've just said that.
Ben: I still want my $$ by Friday.
Ryan: Tay.
Ryan: $$?
Ben: Money Money.
Ryan: You could've just said that.
Ben: I still want my $$ by Friday.
Ryan: Tay.
by fubsish September 23, 2009
Get the $$mug. The loneliest number that you'll ever do.
by fubsish June 29, 2010
Get the Masturbationmug. by fubsish September 26, 2009
Get the Corpse you upmug. Christmas for Atheists. Athemas is celebrated on the 21st of December (the Winter Solstice), and entails everything that Christmas does, minus the "Christ" part.
Ansel's family are Atheists, so they get to open their presents early this year, on Athemas day. Luckily, I'll be laughing at them when they're in HELL!!
by fubsish November 07, 2009
Get the Athemasmug. An emoticon that means emo. Used in IM or internet usage to say that you or somebody else is acting emo.
Greg: FUCK I just HATE everyone around me! You can all go fuckin die!!
Jordan: -_\\\
Elisha: Stop posting stuff on my updates! It's really clogging up my system and I hate the constant notifications -_\\\.
Jordan: -_\\\
Elisha: Stop posting stuff on my updates! It's really clogging up my system and I hate the constant notifications -_\\\.
by fubsish March 23, 2010
Get the -_\\\mug. Means "pisses me off". Used by Cameron Frye in Ferris Bueller's Day Off. Very lame and seen in the same light as "groovy".
by fubsish November 08, 2009
Get the Busts my humpmug.