fubsish's definitions
A woman who constantly worries and frets about things to the extent where everything she says becomes completely meaningless.
Woman: Oh, gee, don't forget to take your ibuprofine and take the trash out! If you're going out, don't forget to put on a coat! And don't forget that your gloves are in your coat pockets!
Man: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST! SHUT UP, YOU DUMB CLUCK!
Man: JESUS FUCKING CHRIST! SHUT UP, YOU DUMB CLUCK!
by fubsish October 18, 2009
Get the Cluckmug. Christmas for Atheists. Athemas is celebrated on the 21st of December (the Winter Solstice), and entails everything that Christmas does, minus the "Christ" part.
Ansel's family are Atheists, so they get to open their presents early this year, on Athemas day. Luckily, I'll be laughing at them when they're in HELL!!
by fubsish November 7, 2009
Get the Athemasmug. A Rock Star Penguin Teste-Blitz is kinda' like Two Girls, One Cup, but instead with Mic Jagger, a dead penguin, Oscar Wilde, and The Elephant Man's skeleton.
Performing this depraved act will only lead to imminent satisfaction. Which is why Mic Jagger's there. To sing "(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction".
Usually, clean up requires a few hours of hot water and scrubbing.
Performing this depraved act will only lead to imminent satisfaction. Which is why Mic Jagger's there. To sing "(I Can't Get No) Satisfaction".
Usually, clean up requires a few hours of hot water and scrubbing.
Jack: I just pulled a Rock Star Penguin Teste-Blitz!
Ryan: No way! Why wasn't I invited?
Jack: Oscar didn't think you'd appreciate the flavorful range of tastes and colors.
Ryan: Oh...*cry*
Ryan: No way! Why wasn't I invited?
Jack: Oscar didn't think you'd appreciate the flavorful range of tastes and colors.
Ryan: Oh...*cry*
by fubsish August 10, 2009
Get the rock star penguin teste-blitzmug. To get things straight in one's life; to face the truth. To be blunt, frank, and outspoken. ie to yell at somebody and tell them to clean up their fucking act!
Becky had to call up Rita and have a little Talk with Jesus because she called his husband and screamed at him for two hours in Russian.
by fubsish January 28, 2010
Get the Talk with Jesusmug. taking five or more years to complete high school or college.
high school seniors who have failed will be known as "super seniors" the next year. college students who have failed, or have decided to spend more than four years in college, will ALSO be known as super seniors.
high school seniors who have failed will be known as "super seniors" the next year. college students who have failed, or have decided to spend more than four years in college, will ALSO be known as super seniors.
by fubsish October 2, 2009
Get the five year planmug. A term for masturbation.
by fubsish August 14, 2009
Get the Spank the Hamstermug. by fubsish July 20, 2010
Get the Shame Guardmug.