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Shame Guard

The piece of plastic/wood that separates urinals in nicer bathrooms.
by fubsish July 20, 2010
mugGet the Shame Guardmug.

Bamboo Bitch

A stoner who isn't that tight with all the other stoners, or the new guy in the click. He is sent to buy the papers, get the food, bring the entertainment, grab the pipes, etc.

He is called a "bamboo bitch" because the new stoner is calm and rather indifferent, as he knows he cannot upset his only source (for the time being) of drugs, and because pandas have these same qualities (bamboo being a panda's primary source of food). He is a bitch because he does everything for everybody else.
Kyle is such a bamboo bitch.

Get that bamboo bitch over here! I have the munchies!
by fubsish October 6, 2009
mugGet the Bamboo Bitchmug.

$$

Ben: You better have my $$ by Friday.
Ryan: $$?
Ben: Money Money.
Ryan: You could've just said that.
Ben: I still want my $$ by Friday.
Ryan: Tay.
by fubsish September 23, 2009
mugGet the $$mug.

Case sensitive

A condition by which the person affected is always dropping cases, be it CD cases, photo frames, or really anything else that should not be dropped.
John dropped my fucking thirty dollar CD case! I just paid for that thing, and it's broken! That mofo is case sensitive.
by fubsish December 9, 2009
mugGet the Case sensitivemug.

Spank the Hamster

Ted: I'ma go Spank the Hamster for no reason.
Dilbert: 'Kay.
by fubsish August 14, 2009
mugGet the Spank the Hamstermug.

Talk with Jesus

To get things straight in one's life; to face the truth. To be blunt, frank, and outspoken. ie to yell at somebody and tell them to clean up their fucking act!
Becky had to call up Rita and have a little Talk with Jesus because she called his husband and screamed at him for two hours in Russian.
by fubsish January 28, 2010
mugGet the Talk with Jesusmug.

five year plan

taking five or more years to complete high school or college.

high school seniors who have failed will be known as "super seniors" the next year. college students who have failed, or have decided to spend more than four years in college, will ALSO be known as super seniors.
Looks like Aaron failed again! That silly bastard. Looks like he's making a five year plan!!
by fubsish October 2, 2009
mugGet the five year planmug.

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