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bag of dumb

best explained as a way to describe prissy faggot men (usually in their twenties) who work at Hot Topic and take way too much pride in their work ($170.03 per week).

These cellulites can usually be seen leaning on the sticker counter (arms crossed) loudly voicing opinionated insults at customers (commonly customers who don't live up to the tackiness status)

History: A word spawned from the the mouths Hot Topic empolyees in early 2008 used to describe the inbred tacky group of Hot Topic employees
Tacky H.T.E. : "Need help finding anything?"
Customer: "No, I'm just looking, thanks."
Tacky H.T.E. : (loudly) "You don't need to lie. Wandering around on a friday night with nothing to do, I know how it is, I know how it is. A new shirt might help."
H.T.E. : "Dude, you're a bag of dumb."
Tacky H.T.E. : "What?"
Customer: "If your dick's as scrawny as your arms, you're in trouble."
by freedomfighters June 18, 2008
mugGet the bag of dumbmug.

campbait

That one person you bring camping only because they get all the mosquitos when they're around.
"We're going camping this weekend, wanna come?"
"Sure, can I invite my ex as campbait?"
"Good Idea! This is going to be great!"
by freedomfighters August 26, 2008
mugGet the campbaitmug.

beef barnacle

Labia, the ladies' clam.

Also described as:
Mooseknuckle, pleasure button, sex index, tongue twister, magic pinkie,
"Eat that beef barnacle like you would a twinkie, hey where's the cream filling? Ahhh there it is." *gurgle*
by freedomfighters June 30, 2008
mugGet the beef barnaclemug.

cockstar

Female: whore, slut, slunt, cunt, thundercunt, girl who gives awesome bj's

Male: homo, douchefag, homorexic, loves the cock, Doug

An awesome insulting word originally morphed from the song "Party like a rockstar" by "Shop Boyz"
Guy 1: "That asshole just cut me off!"
Guy 2: "What a cockstar!"
by freedomfighters June 18, 2008
mugGet the cockstarmug.

skin curtains

What the labia resembles after a good blistering-hard fuck.
"Take that! I'm going to turn your vag into skin curtains!
by freedomfighters June 30, 2008
mugGet the skin curtainsmug.

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