freedav05's definitions

cell bomb

an exploding cell phone.a cell phone that explodes

hey torky quit pullin my meat. are you tellin me cam shaft's cell phone went boom!! like that? shit he had one of those cell bombs!!

by freedav05 January 21, 2007

drunkie mcdrunkenstein

usu a term of endearment, for a friend or acquaintance.

so drunkie mcdrunkenstein; you were really wasted last night. do you remember trying to fuck my mom?

by freedav05 December 24, 2006

lilly pad

a floating globule of shit in the toilet bowl that has a faint form, semblance. as diarrhea.

after a long night of eating all manner of finger food, and drinking jello shooters, dan could'nt believe his eyes when he looked into the toilet bowl to see one of the most digusting lilly pads he had ever floated.

by freedav05 January 9, 2007