Definitions by freedav05

cocksmunch

an exclamation, derogatory reference about a person who is doing something fucked up.

get the fuck in your lane you stupid cocksmunch!!

cocksmunch by freedav05 December 26, 2006

ass curd 

the tiny sliver of shit in the toilet after straining for what seems like eternity when you know you have to pinch a loaf.

tom got up, and looked into the bowl only to see a small ass curd there after feeling like he had to shit for an hour on the interstate.

ass curd by freedav05 December 24, 2006

drunkie mcdrunkenstein 

usu a term of endearment, for a friend or acquaintance.

so drunkie mcdrunkenstein; you were really wasted last night. do you remember trying to fuck my mom?

drunkie mcdrunkenstein by freedav05 December 24, 2006