folkestone

The crappiest town in south east kent.

My god, this place is worse than folkestone!

by Fred January 05, 2004

zilf

Zeretzke I'd Like to Fuck!

izzy's a zilf! n so r her sisters!

by fred March 09, 2005

cockspank

a name given to someone who acts like a complete tool

Walking up to a teacher and telling them you are a tool, ultimately makes you a cockspank

by fred August 06, 2003

fahmeda

A very short person, wears large shoes, enjoys spanking. They have very large eyes.

Look at that Fahmeda

by Fred September 25, 2003

withnail

He's a very natural person--wears comfortable clothes, is a vegetarian, has liberal political views, very environmentally aware, etc... He's lovely, really caring and he knows how to treat a woman.. not sexily, but make them feel safe. His blonde hair is quite thin, and he wears glasses to read which make him look very academic and quite germanic. he wears a fruity cheap smelling aftershave, although i dont think he needs to shave very often - it's quite like bumfluff.

Oh look, it's Withnail!

by fred September 06, 2003

Beef Whistle

A term coined by Fred Bliss, a slan term for penis. The original word was used in context one day at Chandler's Tavern, a restaurant at the Yankee Candle Company.

The term was invented in the summer of 2000.

Actual excerpt from the conversation where it all started:

Larry said: "She was so pissed off!"
Fred said: "He's lucky she didn't kick him right in the beef whistle!"

by Fred October 25, 2004

Da Bottom

Miami, Florida. The southern most big city of the continental USA. Slang term miamians use to refer to Miami

"Form Atlanta to Da Bottom"

Trick Daddy-Down Wit' Da South

by fred November 11, 2004