FRED's definitions

pengaz

1. A person whose sexual orientation is to persons of the same sex.
2. A man whose sexual orientation is to men: an alliance of gays and lesbians.

I had a pengaz affair with Helios

by Fred July 23, 2004

Dirtbum

A bottom which is dirty, unclean.

You dirty, dirty, dirtbum.

by Fred September 25, 2003

red-eye-jedi

percy 5 weedy joints and experience the phenomenon for yourself....

tee hee hee, that is some phat bud

by fred December 3, 2003

pleb

1)one who's inferior intelligence results in them making a complete titface out of themselves in public

2)one who has had their brain replaced with a mall cucumber whilst visiting the doctor fora routine check up

also used as the verb
plebbed, or to pleb

"jonny francis is a right pleb," cried cristina

"don't tell me that billy has fucking plebed it up again!"

by fred December 3, 2003

umbillicus cumination

The art of successfully ejaculating into your girlfriend's navel (belly button) for points.

I performed a successful umbilllicus cumination operation what do i get for that?

by fred May 5, 2003

slampiece

A fairly attractive female "piece" that you can "slam" in any particular way you'd like to. Commonly referred to as SLUT.

"Shes a slampiece bro! Last night I was skull fucking her and then I blew my load in her fucken eye."

by Fred November 14, 2003

California

heaven and the meth capital of the world unfortunately

northern california and the big sur

by fred September 10, 2004