the bottle of water a lady has just pissed in on a long bus journey where there is no conventional loo.
"Wee Ed is up the back of the bus with a bottle of Vulvic."
"Thank Christ she didn't flood her kegs"
"Thank Christ she didn't flood her kegs"
by frank pubes December 31, 2004

by frank pubes February 03, 2005

by frank pubes February 05, 2005

A creature by the name of Manboobs who goes aroung bothering ringpieces frantically while his victims are asleep.
"I've got an arse like a Japanese flag this morning, Captain Bumsex must have ridden my botty again last night."
by frank pubes April 24, 2006

by frank pubes September 16, 2005

a dirty big slack fanjita, the kind you find on burds from paisley, esp. the kind that drink in vienna's.
"i went home with big sweaty betty last night, when she ripped her kegs off i noticed she has fanny like a donkey's yawn!"
by frank pubes December 30, 2004

by frank pubes December 31, 2004
