frank pubes's definitions

donkey's yawn

a dirty big slack fanjita, the kind you find on burds from paisley, esp. the kind that drink in vienna's.

"i went home with big sweaty betty last night, when she ripped her kegs off i noticed she has fanny like a donkey's yawn!"

by frank pubes December 30, 2004

nasty bum sex

a vigorous humping up the rangers end.

"farquar came over last night, we had a nice bottle of red wine, a few joints and nasty bum sex."

by frank pubes September 16, 2005

baps

Jugs, breasts, hooters, jubblies, big orbs.

"Check Tracey's baps, they're hanging out her dress..."

Wee Scabby - Christmas night out, 2004

by frank pubes February 5, 2005

bagpeel

When the ball sack is sweaty and sticks to the inner thigh.

"Christ it's hot as hell today, I've got a bit of bagpeel for my troubles ..."

by frank pubes February 3, 2005

furries

The Super Furry Animals

"The furries are the best band on the planet. Coldplay have arse crabs."

by frank pubes February 3, 2005

veiny bang stick

A dobber, dick, cock, wanger.

A big boaby with veins, a bit like the top of a Mars bar.

"After a slap up meal he lovingly prodded her with his veiny bang stick until she was cock-eyed and bandy-legged."

Mills and Boon

by frank pubes February 3, 2005

monkey's knee

a particularly scabby minge

"that Jordan has a fanny like a monkey's knee"

by frank pubes December 30, 2004