frank pubes's definitions

veiny bang stick

A dobber, dick, cock, wanger.

A big boaby with veins, a bit like the top of a Mars bar.

"After a slap up meal he lovingly prodded her with his veiny bang stick until she was cock-eyed and bandy-legged."

Mills and Boon

by frank pubes February 3, 2005

Luke Piewalker

A stereotypical fat, geeky computer nerd, normally bespectacled, into sci-fi - especially Star Wars.

"Luke Piewalker from the Superdrug desk is at home playing with his new light-sabre"

by frank pubes December 31, 2004

monkey's knee

a particularly scabby minge

"that Jordan has a fanny like a monkey's knee"

by frank pubes December 30, 2004

primal scream

a fucking great band, their album screamadelica gives me a stiffy.

get primal scream on, your simply red album is shite.

by frank pubes December 31, 2004

maximum brutality

brutality that is indeed maximum

"the nurse fired her cold hands down my cary grants and gave the old town halls a squeeze. fuckin' maximum brutality man"

by frank pubes January 20, 2005

nasty bum sex

a vigorous humping up the rangers end.

"farquar came over last night, we had a nice bottle of red wine, a few joints and nasty bum sex."

by frank pubes September 16, 2005

council gritter

The botty, arse, backside.

"Elton John loves it up the Council Gritter."

by frank pubes February 3, 2005