"steveo mckell has a tiny wee nob, but he has some set of big hairy swingers. his burd's arse must be black and blue with them slapping off it!"
by frank pubes December 30, 2004
"the nurse fired her cold hands down my cary grants and gave the old town halls a squeeze. fuckin' maximum brutality man"
by frank pubes January 20, 2005
a dude that attempts to fire an index finger up a girl's jacksie whilst enjoying carnal relations with her
"craig stewart is a fuckin' chancer, he tried to prod my tea-towel holder when he was hanging out me last night."
by frank pubes January 05, 2005
a dirty big slack fanjita, the kind you find on burds from paisley, esp. the kind that drink in vienna's.
"i went home with big sweaty betty last night, when she ripped her kegs off i noticed she has fanny like a donkey's yawn!"
by frank pubes December 30, 2004
by frank pubes September 16, 2005
the bottle of water a lady has just pissed in on a long bus journey where there is no conventional loo.
"Wee Ed is up the back of the bus with a bottle of Vulvic."
"Thank Christ she didn't flood her kegs"
"Thank Christ she didn't flood her kegs"
by frank pubes December 31, 2004
by frank pubes February 03, 2005