frank pubes's definitions

veiny bang stick

A dobber, dick, cock, wanger.

A big boaby with veins, a bit like the top of a Mars bar.

"After a slap up meal he lovingly prodded her with his veiny bang stick until she was cock-eyed and bandy-legged."

Mills and Boon

by frank pubes February 3, 2005

monkey's knee

a particularly scabby minge

"that Jordan has a fanny like a monkey's knee"

by frank pubes December 30, 2004

Luke Piewalker

A stereotypical fat, geeky computer nerd, normally bespectacled, into sci-fi - especially Star Wars.

"Luke Piewalker from the Superdrug desk is at home playing with his new light-sabre"

by frank pubes December 31, 2004

bagpeel

When the ball sack is sweaty and sticks to the inner thigh.

"Christ it's hot as hell today, I've got a bit of bagpeel for my troubles ..."

by frank pubes February 3, 2005

furries

The Super Furry Animals

"The furries are the best band on the planet. Coldplay have arse crabs."

by frank pubes February 3, 2005

big spunky udders

huge paps that have just been jizzed on

"check the big spunky udders on this cow"

by frank pubes December 31, 2004

nasty bum sex

a vigorous humping up the rangers end.

"farquar came over last night, we had a nice bottle of red wine, a few joints and nasty bum sex."

by frank pubes September 16, 2005