frank pubes's definitions

maximum brutality

brutality that is indeed maximum

"the nurse fired her cold hands down my cary grants and gave the old town halls a squeeze. fuckin' maximum brutality man"

by frank pubes January 20, 2005

Luke Piewalker

A stereotypical fat, geeky computer nerd, normally bespectacled, into sci-fi - especially Star Wars.

"Luke Piewalker from the Superdrug desk is at home playing with his new light-sabre"

by frank pubes December 31, 2004

furries

The Super Furry Animals

"The furries are the best band on the planet. Coldplay have arse crabs."

by frank pubes February 3, 2005

nasty bum sex

a vigorous humping up the rangers end.

"farquar came over last night, we had a nice bottle of red wine, a few joints and nasty bum sex."

by frank pubes September 16, 2005

big spunky udders

huge paps that have just been jizzed on

"check the big spunky udders on this cow"

by frank pubes December 31, 2004

primal scream

a fucking great band, their album screamadelica gives me a stiffy.

get primal scream on, your simply red album is shite.

by frank pubes December 31, 2004

council gritter

The botty, arse, backside.

"Elton John loves it up the Council Gritter."

by frank pubes February 3, 2005