frabrizio's definitions

jab

When you make something bad happen to a fictional not-so-nice character

I hate the jab at Lovejoy in this Titanic fanfic

by frabrizio June 28, 2018

woman

How serious guys address crazy people

Your mind's gone, woman

by frabrizio April 22, 2018

animal

Every living being that isn't a parrot or a human.

I love animals because they can't talk.

by frabrizio March 5, 2017

sweet dreams

What a cop says before tasing you

Cop: Sweet dreams! *tases criminal*

by frabrizio September 30, 2020

badass

My dad

My dad is a badass

by frabrizio May 3, 2018

tranquilizer dart

A weapon that should be banned internationally. It is a dart that drugs animals so they cannot save themselves from being taken to a zoo, relocated, moved to another habitat, being tagged, or a checkup. It is used for recreation by animal abusers who know it's illegal to kill the animal.

Zookeeper: Time to be moved to a new habitat, whether you like it or not! *shoots cheetah with tranquilizer dart*

by frabrizio January 11, 2018

people

What stupid adults and stupid teenagers believe babies to be.

Adult 1: Babies are people too.
Person 2: No, silly. Don't overestimate babies.

by frabrizio September 12, 2016