Definitions by frabrizio

burn 

1. (Noun) A sentence that hurts the recipients feelings
2. (Adj.) The feeling you get from a burn

Ooooh, burn!

burn by frabrizio December 18, 2017

Anyway, how is your sex life? 

A way to insult a person's appearance when meeting them for the first time

Guy: (on Reddit) Check out my cool new sweater
Guy 2: That's cool. Anyway, how is your sex life?

Anyway, how is your sex life? by frabrizio December 18, 2017

Your mom 

A troll response

Reddit poster: What's your favorite thing to do during the winter?
Reddit commenter: Your mom

Your mom by frabrizio December 18, 2017

agent

Agent
1. The boss of the actor/actress/author who, if the actor or author is male, treats him like a child. There are some cases where an ACTUAL child is an actor.

2. A person who acts as an intermediary between sellers and buyers of real estate/real property and attempts to find sellers who wish to sell and buyers who wish to buy.

Daniel Radcliffe's agent doesn't let him make his own choices.

My agent was pushing me to sell my house for cash.

My agent said I should sell as many copies as possible.

agent by frabrizio December 17, 2017

99% sure

When you're sure but don't know for a fact

I'm 99% sure that's not what he meant

99% sure by frabrizio December 17, 2017

forever ago

Long ago

Yeah but that was forever ago

forever ago by frabrizio December 16, 2017

Courtney Cox 

A famous acress

Who's Courtney Cox?

Courtney Cox by frabrizio December 16, 2017