flyingdog's definitions

I-friend

Someone to hang out with who has an I-phone, so you don't have to.

I got totally lost downtown, but Mike, my I-friend was with me, so I found the restaurant.

by flyingdog November 20, 2009

bunnystrokes

Rapid, vigorous sexual thrusting, most often associated with men who have smaller than average endowments.

Those two were really going at it; he was totally giving her bunnystrokes and she seemed to love it.

by flyingdog January 21, 2008

Faux-Ku

A haiku-like poem, free of the traditional meter and length restrictions, but resembling the age-old art form.

It was a beautiful faux-ku poem, full of rich emotion, but totally breaking the rules. Example:
The words were beautiful
As always.
You too are beautiful
In so many ways.
You are a part of us
Inseparable and Loved.

by flyingdog May 7, 2010

premolition

Advance dream-like vision of a destructive act (a building or bridge collapsing, for example).

What a wild dream last night. I dreamed I saw a bunch of bricks falling and in the morning, our retaining wall had collapsed. Total premolition.

by flyingdog December 30, 2009

Boyanusport

locals' term for the Cape Cod town of Provincetown, a resort community with a large gay population, both residents and visitors.

I spent the long weekend on the Cape at Boyanusport, and was that big fun!

by flyingdog February 28, 2008

Pretocious

where pretentious and precocious meet...often with very unfortunate results.

She's way too young to have such attitude, man, totally pretocious!

by flyingdog April 9, 2009

cranioproctologist

health care professional who helps patients extract their head from their ass.

That jerk had his head so far up his own ass, he could see daylight. They had to get a cranioproctologist to operate on the jackass.

by flyingdog May 8, 2008