Buddhish

A person who believes in the basic tenets of Buddhism, but is not a fervent practitioner.

Michael considers himself Buddhish because he lives in the here and now but can't stand all that chanting.

by flyingdog July 26, 2009

Utensive

A meal where a considerable volume of tableware (utensiles) is used (intensively), most often to impress and confound guests.

Geez, the Contessa really outdid herself with that dinner table. What a truly utensive display!

by flyingdog July 13, 2009

pork

The OTHER four-letter word.

Last night was so blazingly hot, a total pork-fest. We screwed for hours like rabid badgers.

by flyingdog March 18, 2008

earlucinations

imagined sounds from a known or unknown source. synonym is hearlucinations, which can also be a homonym if pronounced with the Spanish silent "h".

"Ethel, did you say something to me?" "No Earl, you're just having another one of your earlucinations, go back to your game show".

by flyingdog February 02, 2008

surprisitory

a more realistic name for a suppository, given its administration in the body

The nurse called it a suppository, but, man, it was a lot more like a surprisitory. Never again, man.

by flyingdog February 23, 2008

bead poop

the tiny ceramic remnants that result from making the center hole in glass bead-making

Kathy was working all weekend on some new necklace creations and made a big pile of bead poop in the process. Looks like glitter.

by flyingdog April 25, 2008

Spankulate

That brief moment of indecision (or clarity) between seeing a really sweet butt and deciding whether or not to give it a nice little pat. Sometimes you go with it; sometimes you don't.

Whoa! I totally almost slapped that guy's butt. Glad I had a moment to spankulate. I might have made a serious social blunder, right there in the frozen foods!

by flyingdog November 06, 2009