earlucinations

imagined sounds from a known or unknown source. synonym is hearlucinations, which can also be a homonym if pronounced with the Spanish silent "h".

"Ethel, did you say something to me?" "No Earl, you're just having another one of your earlucinations, go back to your game show".

by flyingdog February 03, 2008

cranioproctologist

health care professional who helps patients extract their head from their ass.

That jerk had his head so far up his own ass, he could see daylight. They had to get a cranioproctologist to operate on the jackass.

by flyingdog May 09, 2008

bunnystrokes

Rapid, vigorous sexual thrusting, most often associated with men who have smaller than average endowments.

Those two were really going at it; he was totally giving her bunnystrokes and she seemed to love it.

by flyingdog January 21, 2008

I-friend

Someone to hang out with who has an I-phone, so you don't have to.

I got totally lost downtown, but Mike, my I-friend was with me, so I found the restaurant.

by flyingdog November 21, 2009

imbibification

A fancy name for the process of getting righteously (and discretely)plastered. Frequently used by those with inflated perceptions of themselves.

Did you see them pull ...(name of mindless celebrity, pompous senator, or sanctimonius pundit HERE) out of the Tidal Basin. He and his "friend" were definitely in an advanced state of imbibification.

by flyingdog January 23, 2008

flat-rocking

urinating with great volume, producing a considerable splash and sound.

Did you hear the one in the stall next to me...Girl, she was flat-rocking like you would not believe! I said, "Whoa, trigger, give someone else a chance here."

by flyingdog January 21, 2008

pork

The OTHER four-letter word.

Last night was so blazingly hot, a total pork-fest. We screwed for hours like rabid badgers.

by flyingdog March 19, 2008