flyingdog's definitions

bead poop

the tiny ceramic remnants that result from making the center hole in glass bead-making

Kathy was working all weekend on some new necklace creations and made a big pile of bead poop in the process. Looks like glitter.

by flyingdog April 25, 2008

bongsweat

condensation that forms on the outside of a bong when ice is placed inside.

Damnit, man. I spilled bongwater all over the carpet when the fucking thing slipped out of my hands. Bongsweat, man, bummer.

by flyingdog April 24, 2008

seeing-eye horndog

A guy you bring with you to bars to help you find someone for hooking up.

Hey Trevor, it's Friday night and I'm way horny. You wanna be my seeing-eye horndog, bud?

by flyingdog April 6, 2008

homorrhoids

painful irritation of the rectal cavity due to vigorous buttsex, not uncommon among gay men

Whoa! Ian and I had a wild night of fucking, but it left me with a major case of homorrhoids.

by flyingdog March 31, 2008

rabid badger sex

That wild, frenetic coupling that results in crashing off the bed, knocking over lamps, breaking apart furniture, and smashing into walls before collapsing in a sweaty, quivering heap.

What the hell happened to this room, dude? Oh, Kelly was over all night and, man, we had hours of rabid badger sex. It was beyond awesome!

by flyingdog March 19, 2008

pork

The OTHER four-letter word.

Last night was so blazingly hot, a total pork-fest. We screwed for hours like rabid badgers.

by flyingdog March 18, 2008

Boyanusport

locals' term for the Cape Cod town of Provincetown, a resort community with a large gay population, both residents and visitors.

I spent the long weekend on the Cape at Boyanusport, and was that big fun!

by flyingdog February 28, 2008