flyingdog's definitions

earlucinations

imagined sounds from a known or unknown source. synonym is hearlucinations, which can also be a homonym if pronounced with the Spanish silent "h".

"Ethel, did you say something to me?" "No Earl, you're just having another one of your earlucinations, go back to your game show".

by flyingdog February 2, 2008

premolition

Advance dream-like vision of a destructive act (a building or bridge collapsing, for example).

What a wild dream last night. I dreamed I saw a bunch of bricks falling and in the morning, our retaining wall had collapsed. Total premolition.

by flyingdog December 30, 2009

splendude

A guy with really good looks and a sweet personality.

Did you meet the new guy he's dating? Very sweet and good-looking. A perfect splendude, I'd say.

by flyingdog November 1, 2009

copaseptic

When two toxic personalities get along. A special form of co-dependence.

Those two are so screwed up, but they've been together for 30 years or more. Can't live without each other, in fact. They are totally copaseptic.

by flyingdog November 4, 2009

anal repulsive

When anal retentive and anal compulsive collide, with unfortunate results.

He has OCD and ADD, must be anal repulsive.

by flyingdog November 2, 2009

homorrhoids

painful irritation of the rectal cavity due to vigorous buttsex, not uncommon among gay men

Whoa! Ian and I had a wild night of fucking, but it left me with a major case of homorrhoids.

by flyingdog March 31, 2008

Xanax Xombie

Someone who's dosage is too high, with a resulting stupor.

Geez, did you see her in class? She was practically comatose. Total Xanax Xombie, man.

by flyingdog November 17, 2009