Spankulate

That brief moment of indecision (or clarity) between seeing a really sweet butt and deciding whether or not to give it a nice little pat. Sometimes you go with it; sometimes you don't.

Whoa! I totally almost slapped that guy's butt. Glad I had a moment to spankulate. I might have made a serious social blunder, right there in the frozen foods!

by flyingdog November 7, 2009

Spankulation

A speculation of an event that may occur which results in a session of masturbation.

1: I spent this morning in spankulation about how I was going to fuck Jenny tonight.

by The Vile One July 7, 2012