flyingdog's definitions

I-friend

Someone to hang out with who has an I-phone, so you don't have to.

I got totally lost downtown, but Mike, my I-friend was with me, so I found the restaurant.

by flyingdog November 20, 2009

flying dog

An airborne canine.

Did you see that border collie catch the frisbee? What a flying dog she is.

by flyingdog November 20, 2009

Xanax Xombie

Someone who's dosage is too high, with a resulting stupor.

Geez, did you see her in class? She was practically comatose. Total Xanax Xombie, man.

by flyingdog November 17, 2009

flyingdog

an airborne canine.

Did you see that border collie catch the frisbee? What a flyingdog she is.

by flyingdog November 13, 2009

Spankulate

That brief moment of indecision (or clarity) between seeing a really sweet butt and deciding whether or not to give it a nice little pat. Sometimes you go with it; sometimes you don't.

Whoa! I totally almost slapped that guy's butt. Glad I had a moment to spankulate. I might have made a serious social blunder, right there in the frozen foods!

by flyingdog November 6, 2009

copaseptic

When two toxic personalities get along. A special form of co-dependence.

Those two are so screwed up, but they've been together for 30 years or more. Can't live without each other, in fact. They are totally copaseptic.

by flyingdog November 4, 2009

anal repulsive

When anal retentive and anal compulsive collide, with unfortunate results.

He has OCD and ADD, must be anal repulsive.

by flyingdog November 2, 2009