48 definition by flyingdog

Last resort strategy when constipated and four cups of Peet's coffee and half a dozen bran muffins just don't do the trick.
Oh man, I have such a logjam. Nothing's working. Guess I'll just have to push 'n pray.
by flyingdog May 13, 2008

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self-appointed enforcer of all things vegetarian (or vegan).
Did you see the look Heather gave me when I ordered the caesar salad with chicken? Is she some kind of vegilante, or something?
by flyingdog May 18, 2008

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what toilet paper is for.
After I finished taking a memorable dump, I had to use the toilet paper, like, three times to handle all the extrament. That burrito was the gift that kept on giving.
by flyingdog May 17, 2008

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how stoned you are (on a scale of zero to infinity)
Those brownies were awesome, man. Total wrecktitude!
by flyingdog September 19, 2008

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One way to make time fly.
Is it last call already? Someone must be using the clockapult, bummer!
by flyingdog June 15, 2008

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A going-away fuck.
Jared was going on a two week business trip to Yemen, so he had a little Bone Voyage party with a few close friends before he left. Quite a "swapmeat" if you know what I mean.
by flyingdog April 14, 2009

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where pretentious and precocious meet...often with very unfortunate results.
She's way too young to have such attitude, man, totally pretocious!
by flyingdog April 09, 2009

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