Definitions by flyingdog

Pretocious 

where pretentious and precocious meet...often with very unfortunate results.

She's way too young to have such attitude, man, totally pretocious!

Pretocious by flyingdog April 9, 2009

wrecktitude 

how stoned you are (on a scale of zero to infinity)

Those brownies were awesome, man. Total wrecktitude!

wrecktitude by flyingdog November 2, 2008

clockapult 

One way to make time fly.

Is it last call already? Someone must be using the clockapult, bummer!

clockapult by flyingdog June 15, 2008

vegilante 

self-appointed enforcer of all things vegetarian (or vegan).

Did you see the look Heather gave me when I ordered the caesar salad with chicken? Is she some kind of vegilante, or something?

vegilante by flyingdog May 18, 2008

extrament 

what toilet paper is for.

After I finished taking a memorable dump, I had to use the toilet paper, like, three times to handle all the extrament. That burrito was the gift that kept on giving.

extrament by flyingdog May 17, 2008

push 'n pray 

Last resort strategy when constipated and four cups of Peet's coffee and half a dozen bran muffins just don't do the trick.

Oh man, I have such a logjam. Nothing's working. Guess I'll just have to push 'n pray.

push 'n pray by flyingdog May 13, 2008

cranioproctologist 

health care professional who helps patients extract their head from their ass.

That jerk had his head so far up his own ass, he could see daylight. They had to get a cranioproctologist to operate on the jackass.

cranioproctologist by flyingdog May 8, 2008