fauxtato salad

A term of art in the theatrical world. Any combination of ingestible fruit (optimally chopped apples) and dairy products (optimally yogurt) combined to give the impression of potato salad on stage.

Michael's show included an eating scene, so he concocted some fauxtato salad to make it easier to swallow before his next scene.

by flyingdog August 26, 2009

hearlucination

imagined sound from a known or unknown source, synonym is earlucination

Billy thought he heard his girlfriend calling him, but it was just a hearlucination.

by flyingdog February 03, 2008

copaseptic

When two toxic personalities get along. A special form of co-dependence.

Those two are so screwed up, but they've been together for 30 years or more. Can't live without each other, in fact. They are totally copaseptic.

by flyingdog November 04, 2009

bunnystrokes

Rapid, vigorous sexual thrusting, most often associated with men who have smaller than average endowments.

Those two were really going at it; he was totally giving her bunnystrokes and she seemed to love it.

by flyingdog January 21, 2008

I-friend

Someone to hang out with who has an I-phone, so you don't have to.

I got totally lost downtown, but Mike, my I-friend was with me, so I found the restaurant.

by flyingdog November 21, 2009

pectograph

photographic image of buff men, a la Abercrombie+Fitch

Did you get the A+F catalog? It's a total pectograph, yumm!

by flyingdog February 24, 2008

imbibification

A fancy name for the process of getting righteously (and discretely)plastered. Frequently used by those with inflated perceptions of themselves.

Did you see them pull ...(name of mindless celebrity, pompous senator, or sanctimonius pundit HERE) out of the Tidal Basin. He and his "friend" were definitely in an advanced state of imbibification.

by flyingdog January 23, 2008