dick mileage

The cumulative distance that a penis travels during sex (Length of penis multiplied by number of thrusts. In and out count as two thrusts). Can be a measure of a single event or a lifetime.

I grew up in the 70's and, man, have I accumulated some serious dick mileage.

by flyingdog January 30, 2008

Buddhish

A person who believes in the basic tenets of Buddhism, but is not a fervent practitioner.

Michael considers himself Buddhish because he lives in the here and now but can't stand all that chanting.

by flyingdog July 26, 2009

bonechilada

Erect penis, wrapped in a tortilla and offered for sex

Hey baby, you hungry? I've got this nice, hot bonechilada for you.

by flyingdog January 19, 2008

philanthrolatio

What some people who give large sums of money expect from their charities.

Mr. Big Bucks gave his prep school so much money, the headmaster practically gave him philanthrolatio in public.

by flyingdog January 15, 2012

Bonga-bunga

That lazy kind of sex after/while smoking weed.

It was a snowy Sunday, so we had an afternoon of bonga-bunga. Lasted for a couple of hours, I think.

by flyingdog January 15, 2012

hoochichacha

A term of endearment for a world-class butt in snug-fitting apparrel.

Look at the hoochichacha on that waiter; boy does he look good walking away!

by flyingdog January 23, 2008

weedcation

A staycation enhanced by some really good bud.

Dude, I never left the house, but the killer weed I got from the dispensary sent me on a total weedcation.

by flyingdog October 30, 2009