flapulent

A sputtering fart, caused by an overstretched anus expelling gas.

After all that buttfucking, his asshole was so loose that his farts sounded like a kazoo. He was, like, totally flapulent.

by flyingdog August 10, 2012

bunnystrokes

Rapid, vigorous sexual thrusting, most often associated with men who have smaller than average endowments.

Those two were really going at it; he was totally giving her bunnystrokes and she seemed to love it.

by flyingdog January 21, 2008

vegilante

self-appointed enforcer of all things vegetarian (or vegan).

Did you see the look Heather gave me when I ordered the caesar salad with chicken? Is she some kind of vegilante, or something?

by flyingdog May 18, 2008

cranioproctologist

health care professional who helps patients extract their head from their ass.

That jerk had his head so far up his own ass, he could see daylight. They had to get a cranioproctologist to operate on the jackass.

by flyingdog May 08, 2008

I-friend

Someone to hang out with who has an I-phone, so you don't have to.

I got totally lost downtown, but Mike, my I-friend was with me, so I found the restaurant.

by flyingdog November 20, 2009

Bone Voyage

A going-away fuck.

Jared was going on a two week business trip to Yemen, so he had a little Bone Voyage party with a few close friends before he left. Quite a "swapmeat" if you know what I mean.

by flyingdog April 14, 2009