the act of a goatee-sporting male licking the taint of a german shepherd in heat as foreplay, then proceeding to sodomize the beast with all his digits and penis. this is followed by a quick dirty sanchez with a cunning wink at the tired animal.
"Oi! We're paying you good money to florentine him in this scene. Now get with it! Lights! Camera! Action!"
by flo December 21, 2003
In a social situation where an individual finds themselves alone with no one to talk to because other people have moved on to talk to someone else, the act of falling back on your cell phone and pretending to have something to look up in order to fend off the awkwardness.
by Flo January 15, 2010
by Flo January 10, 2006
Genetic condition caused by a triple chromosome also known as chromosome 21. People with this condition are blessed with the gift of eternal innocence. They are usually harmless and friendly and incapable of violence. We like to think they need help but maybe it's really us who do.
"George Bush is a perfectly sain individual, no history of downsyndrom there, he can wage war all he wants"
by Flo January 29, 2004
any1 who hates brand new should go shoot themselves rite now cos life aint worth living unless u love them.
fucken hell brand new are bloody amazing get there album! it fucken kicks assss best cd i hav eva bought ...seriously! GO GET IT n to all u losers out there who dont like them FUCK OFF.
by flo July 29, 2004
very dangerous gang of killers. located in irvington new jersey. can be found often robbing liquor stores.
by flo October 09, 2003
The male equivalent of the word "mistress".
In old English, men were commonly referred to by women as their masters. Mastress combines this title and the derogative one given to women to form its male version.
In old English, men were commonly referred to by women as their masters. Mastress combines this title and the derogative one given to women to form its male version.
by Flo February 03, 2005