flava b (bernie mac)'s definitions

shnaps

a certain way to say shit or oh shit without really cursing. works well in front of children.

when junior broke my bong, i yelled out "oh shnaps u little friggin a-hole" i was so pissed, but luckily i caught myself from cursing just in time.

by flava b (bernie mac) April 3, 2009

you got sharked!

it's the act of clowning on a friend by pretending to give him dabs, or pound, or any handshake, then suddenly takes it away & makes a sharks fin on the forehead. trust me, it is a lot funnier went you are drunk.

as i was leaving work, i was shaking hands with co-workers and then i saw this guy who just messes with me a lot. i put my hand out to shake his hand, i pulled back & said " you got sharked!" everybody just started laughing so much, but only a few people get the joke.

by flava b (bernie mac) April 2, 2009

lasagna cave

pussy, vagina. when the pussy is soo beat up, it looks wavy & red like lasagna. and sometimes, usually around period times, there may be clumps that resemble meat & sometimes during yeast infection you might see clumples that resemble goata cheese.

after sex all night long, i wanted to hit it 1 more time. until i saw that lasagna cave & said to myself damn, that thing is tore up from the floor up. oh wait look, cheese! yummy

by flava b (bernie mac) April 2, 2009

blue mega man

Valium. anxiety or muscle relaxant medicine.

im so glad i'm home from work. i need a couple blue mega man & a beer, then i'll be cool. i gotta catch up with my sleep.

by flava b (bernie mac) April 1, 2009

super ultra mega man

the feeling someone getz when combining certain perscription medicine like norcos, yellow mega man, valium, blue mega man, soma, white mega man.

damn! i got the spins & my body is tingling after poppin all those pills, i'm starting to feel like super ultra mega man.

by flava b (bernie mac) April 1, 2009

shnookie shnow

black people's term when celebrating or enjoying. it is a white man's equivalent to saying " right on"

i can't believe it! barrack obama won! SHNOOKIE SHNOW! SHNOOKIE SHNOW! we did it!

by flava b (bernie mac) April 1, 2009

www

common street slang for blow, coke & yayo. just like the internet, it is fast speed

bernie: " what are you doing in the computer room?"
jdub: " i'm on the internet. come on it"
bernie. " what's going on? oh, i see. well move over, i wanna surf the www also. gimme that straw"

by flava b (bernie mac) April 1, 2009