Definitions by flashwildecard
Polanski'd
To discover a horrible flaw or truth about someone that forces you to completely re-evaluate your impression of that person.
From 'Roman Polanski' the film director who drugged and raped a thirteen year old girl.
From 'Roman Polanski' the film director who drugged and raped a thirteen year old girl.
"I thought Dave was a pretty cool guy, then I discovered he EATS kittens!"
"You just got Polanski'd."
"I used to love The Ninth Gate, then I found out what the director did."
"All these things I keep hearing about Woody Allen ."
"Yeah, he just got Polanski'd."
"You just got Polanski'd."
"I used to love The Ninth Gate, then I found out what the director did."
"All these things I keep hearing about Woody Allen ."
"Yeah, he just got Polanski'd."
Polanski'd by flashwildecard February 1, 2014
The Martha Jones Effect
The misdirected rage generated by fans of a particular character when that character is killed off or replaced by someone else. Often the rage prevents them from giving a fair opinion of the new character. Originates from the BBC series Doctor Who, when fan favorite Rose Tyler was replaced with Martha Jones.
Example #1
“I hate Martha Jones so much!”
“Why?”
“Because she isn’t Rose Tyler!”
Example #2
“I hate Clara Oswin Oswald!”
“Why?”
“Because she isn’t Rory and Amy!”
“That’s the Martha Jones effect.”
“I hate Martha Jones so much!”
“Why?”
“Because she isn’t Rose Tyler!”
Example #2
“I hate Clara Oswin Oswald!”
“Why?”
“Because she isn’t Rory and Amy!”
“That’s the Martha Jones effect.”
The Martha Jones Effect by flashwildecard January 3, 2014
Sick Day
A day when you go to work sick because you can't afford not to or because no one else can cover for you.
Ugh, I feel like hell.
You should stay home.
Can't afford it. Looks like I'll be working a Sick Day tommorrow.
You should stay home.
Can't afford it. Looks like I'll be working a Sick Day tommorrow.
Sick Day by flashwildecard December 17, 2012
Fifty First Century Guy
A phrase meaning a person who has evolved beyond the limits of sexual orientation.
A person who would be happy with any kind of person. Female, Male, Android, Non-gendered alien species etc.
Originated on the BBC series Doctor Who in reference to the character of Captain Jack Harkness.
A person who would be happy with any kind of person. Female, Male, Android, Non-gendered alien species etc.
Originated on the BBC series Doctor Who in reference to the character of Captain Jack Harkness.
Relax he's a 'Fifty First Century Guy' he's just a little more flexible when it comes to dancing.
How flexible?
Well by his time your species has spread across half the galaxy.
Meaning?
So Many species, so little time.
~The Ninth Doctor to Rose Tyler
Hey did I see Chris go home with Shelia AND James last night?
He's a Fifty First Century Guy.
How flexible?
Well by his time your species has spread across half the galaxy.
Meaning?
So Many species, so little time.
~The Ninth Doctor to Rose Tyler
Hey did I see Chris go home with Shelia AND James last night?
He's a Fifty First Century Guy.
Fifty First Century Guy by flashwildecard June 21, 2011
First On My Wrist
First On My Wrist by flashwildecard June 7, 2011
Transpant
To transplant the items in one pair of pants (keys, wallet, change, belt, etc.) to a new pair of pants.
1. Damn! I've got mustard on these pants time for a Transpant.
2. Shit, where are my keys? Don't tell me I forgot to Transpant.
2. Shit, where are my keys? Don't tell me I forgot to Transpant.
Transpant by flashwildecard May 8, 2011
Idiot Radiation
Emanating from exceptionally stupid people Idiot Radiation has the effect of slowly chipping away at a persons intelligence/sanity. Although mild exposure can leave the exposed feeling angry, bitter, and or homicidal for short to moderate periods of time prolonged exposure has been known to increase an individuals resistance, acting as a form of inoculation. (At least in the cases where prolonged exposure hasn’t resulted in violence.)
Idiot Radiation poisoning is common to individuals working in fields that require daily contact with the public.
Effective treatments include: Listening to music, deep breathing, and becoming a hermit. Although alcohol has been known to be an effective treatment, in sufficient quantities it can result in an individual becoming the source of Idiot Radiation and should therefore be considered only as a last resort.
Idiot Radiation tends to effect groups more severely contributing to the ‘mob mentality.’
The only known cure is the complete eradication of the human species.
Idiot Radiation poisoning is common to individuals working in fields that require daily contact with the public.
Effective treatments include: Listening to music, deep breathing, and becoming a hermit. Although alcohol has been known to be an effective treatment, in sufficient quantities it can result in an individual becoming the source of Idiot Radiation and should therefore be considered only as a last resort.
Idiot Radiation tends to effect groups more severely contributing to the ‘mob mentality.’
The only known cure is the complete eradication of the human species.
Idiot Radiation by flashwildecard January 1, 2011