flashermonkey's definitions

cheek-slapping

getting sexual pleasure from the masochistic nature of a quick whip of the anus.

Hey sarah! Fancy a bit o' cheek-slapping tonight?

Nah...im donkey punching

by flashermonkey April 29, 2004

I'm game

used to say you're are up for something

What do you want to do today?

I'm game for a bit of tennis!

by flashermonkey April 29, 2004

razzle

a macho word describing sexual conquest. could also be used to describe premiership footballers.

Phwoooar i razzled sarah last night

Check out those girls there...let's razzle them.

by flashermonkey April 28, 2004

shubly

if something is good, it's shubly. it has quite a comical sound.

Did you enjoy that film?

Shubly!

by flashermonkey April 28, 2004

fon

When you are trying to take the piss of of chevs (roodboys scallies etc.) you use this word instead of phone.

Safe blad, send us your fon
urrrh no man, i ain't got no fon
i swear that's your fon
shut up man

by flashermonkey April 13, 2004

too cool for school

Also can mean someone who deliberately disobeys rules in a bid to look cool. Mainly used at school i think.

Boy1: Have you done any revision this holiday?
Boy2: No i just went out every nite
Boy1: Oooo...too cool for school

by flashermonkey April 13, 2004

vache

French slang for cops. Literally means "cows"

C'est les vaches!
Its the cows!

by flashermonkey April 12, 2004