flash's definitions

to blow a guy

v. : the act of preforming homosexual oral sex on another male; being someone's bitch
plural : blows guys

"TJ is getting horney, he wants to blow a guy"

by Flash January 29, 2003

Doppeldyker

1. A lesbian who bears a strong resemblance to their significant other.

2. Your lesbian lookalike.

Have you seen Sam's girlfriend? She's dating her doppeldyker!

Pete Holmes is lesbian Val Kilmer's doppeldyker.

by Flash February 25, 2022

Jute

One who frequently subscribes to Afro-Eurasian prostitutes (and therefore carries numerous unpleasant STD's)

Shut up you dumb Jute!

by Flash June 4, 2004

automatic

A transmission commonly known as a "slushbox". One of the most pointless creations that man has ever conceived. Automatic transmissions essentially limit the amount of control one has over the engine, decrease awareness of driving, and shift like concrete in a blender. But slower. Automatic drivers can be spotted either with both hands on the wheel or both hands on the kids at all times. Or asleep. Americans have unfortunately become dependent on automatic transmissions. This is half the reason why they suck at driving. Jesus would drive a manual.

My brother got an automatic transmission so I disowned him from our family and requested that he be excommunicated from our church.

by Flash June 26, 2005

hey

interjection : an informal hello sometimes used in conjunction with dude or bitch

"Hey bitch, you working!?"

by Flash January 29, 2003

Flash Electron

Also- Flash J (Julius) Electron. (Flash Jewl-ee-us Eel-ec-tron)
A robotic cartoon character. Gets name from single anntena petruding from the right hand side of his head, containing one light bulb on the end in wich flashes on command.
Created in the year 2000 as a companion for The Ball.
Appearance- Square head, large eyes, no mouth, circular oval body, cross pattern in stomach area, pant-like legs, large feet, skinny arms and no hands.
Used to be able to transform completely but idea was scrapped.
Is good friends with Natalie Mesmeric.

"Flash is the coolest guy in existance"- God

by Flash August 6, 2004

kent state

College in northeastern Ohio that is overrun by cute, but annoying, black squirrels imported from Canada by a janitor over 30 years ago. Mascot is an eagle/lightning bolt.

I was once attacked by a black squirrel at Kent State.

by Flash February 3, 2005