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Flash Electron

Also- Flash J (Julius) Electron. (Flash Jewl-ee-us Eel-ec-tron)
A robotic cartoon character. Gets name from single anntena petruding from the right hand side of his head, containing one light bulb on the end in wich flashes on command.
Created in the year 2000 as a companion for The Ball.
Appearance- Square head, large eyes, no mouth, circular oval body, cross pattern in stomach area, pant-like legs, large feet, skinny arms and no hands.
Used to be able to transform completely but idea was scrapped.
Is good friends with Natalie Mesmeric.

"Flash is the coolest guy in existance"- God

by Flash August 6, 2004

people

A race of humanoid animals, or- US. Oftenly insulted by idiots on the internet who think they know enough to make fun of the world.

If you look at all we've created, its really pretty impressive.

by Flash August 6, 2004

jigaleg

Dialect of most West Texans who aren't hicks yet talk with a strong Southern accent. Commonly identified by an excess of I's "oo"'s and/or overemphasis on many vowels on some words. You know it's jigaleg if the speed of delivery suggests mild mental retardation but carries a mysterious charm and is surprisingly easy on the ears.

"Im from Teeehhhhhxhhhass"
"I laaaaiiiihhhkkk tha-ya-t"
"This paihhh is naaaiihhhsss"

by Flash July 15, 2008

to blow a guy

v. : the act of preforming homosexual oral sex on another male; being someone's bitch
plural : blows guys

"TJ is getting horney, he wants to blow a guy"

by Flash January 29, 2003

kent state

College in northeastern Ohio that is overrun by cute, but annoying, black squirrels imported from Canada by a janitor over 30 years ago. Mascot is an eagle/lightning bolt.

I was once attacked by a black squirrel at Kent State.

by Flash February 3, 2005

Doppeldyker

1. A lesbian who bears a strong resemblance to their significant other.

2. Your lesbian lookalike.

Have you seen Sam's girlfriend? She's dating her doppeldyker!

Pete Holmes is lesbian Val Kilmer's doppeldyker.

by Flash February 25, 2022

Jute

One who frequently subscribes to Afro-Eurasian prostitutes (and therefore carries numerous unpleasant STD's)

Shut up you dumb Jute!

by Flash June 4, 2004