fine_dine_decca's definitions

uow student syndrome

if we let 'uow' equal that institution in the city of wollongong that masquerades as a university, but is accepted only as such by the self-styled students that attend there, and other delusional members of the public...

then we can define 'uow student syndrome' as that peculiar affliction indigenous to the aforementioned students.

symptons include the belief that you actually CHOSE to go to uow, rather than being consigned there by marks that in any fair world would qualify you for nothing but conscription.

'So, poor white kid, where do you go to uni?'
'Wollongong'
'No, I said uni, you r-tard'
'Waaaaaaaaaah, it is too a university! It says so on the sign!!'

Diagnosis: UoW student syndrome.

'DUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'
'What?'
'It's that one duck that uow could afford that goes around pecking at professors and tutoring the students.'

by fine_dine_decca August 9, 2009

potplant

potplant; also known as the cannabis plant. the phrase 'potplant' derives from the fact that parts of the plant are used to make 'pot', and the plant refers to the fact it is a plant.

'Nanna, would you like me to water this --- what is it?'
'Next to the petunias? Its just an ordinary potplant, dear.'
'A potplant? A POTPLANT?!!!!!!!!!!!! REACH FOR THE SKY, MOTHERFUCKER!'

by fine_dine_decca August 11, 2009

ratcat

a cat whose job it is to CATch rats.

often used when mousetraps would be inconvenient because you could step on then or if somebody lieks cats as a pet.

'Hey Jake, so why are we here on this sunny day at such an indoor pet shop?'
'Well Joseph, I'm here to get me a ratcat.'
'Ratcat? Sorry Jake, i'm unfamiliar with the phrase.'
'Then go look it up on urbandictionary, i don't have time to explain for I'm busy buying a ratcat.'

by fine_dine_decca August 1, 2009

roll call

this is what happens at the first start of the school day. the teacher will get a piece of paper (or just use their memory if they are a smart teacher) that has the names of the kids in the class on it. she (or he) will read out the names on the list to see who is present, and who is absent.

often the class clown will make a silly answer to make the class laugh at the pure hilarity.

"Ok, let's just get the roll call out of the way and we can get stuck into our work!"
*collective groan*
"Is Leah here?"
"Present, miss."
"Is Dean here?"
"No."
*collective lol*
"Oh, you kids, you really crack me up, I swear, this is why I got into teaching."
*collective lack of interest*

by fine_dine_decca August 2, 2009

alcohol whore

somebody who, for reasons of age or ultra-strict religious parents (baptist, anyone?), is unable to gain access to the vast quantities of alcohol necessary in these modern times to blur life enough that it seems vaguely tolerable.

they crave this alcohol so, that one who is over 16/18/21 or whatever, can get them to do anything in return for alcohol, and the promise of more alcohol to come.

anything within reason, of course.

Act 1, Sc. 1: Mercutio & Romeo chat in an alleyway. Juliet enters from stage right.

'hey can i have some alcohol?'
aside 'looks like i've got me a 'lil alcohol whore'...
'sure, i've got me an alcopop right here. just get down and gimme 20'
'sure, boss!'
'no, not pushups.'

by fine_dine_decca August 11, 2009

bi 5

when you hi 5 a bi-sexual.

often used to imply the person you are hi 5ing is a closet bisexual.

hey sam nice bi five!

"Hey Joseph, did you just hi five Jake?"
"No way man, that was a definite bi 5!"
"Wait, so he's a ---"
"Yep, biggest bi on the block!"

by fine_dine_decca August 1, 2009

omgoth

when a goth is startled, shocked, enthused etc. by something or other

'Metallica exists'
'Omgoth!'

by fine_dine_decca September 10, 2009