17 definitions by fine_dine_decca
potplant; also known as the cannabis plant. the phrase 'potplant' derives from the fact that parts of the plant are used to make 'pot', and the plant refers to the fact it is a plant.
'Nanna, would you like me to water this --- what is it?'
'Next to the petunias? Its just an ordinary potplant, dear.'
'A potplant? A POTPLANT?!!!!!!!!!!!! REACH FOR THE SKY, MOTHERFUCKER!'
'Next to the petunias? Its just an ordinary potplant, dear.'
'A potplant? A POTPLANT?!!!!!!!!!!!! REACH FOR THE SKY, MOTHERFUCKER!'
by fine_dine_decca August 11, 2009
a nocturnal turtle; a turtle that is awake at the night time and asleep at the daytime. also known as a party turtle or wartortle.
James, the biggest douche in the universe, wished he was dead, or at least a nocturtle because let's face it he was pretty shit as a human being.
Unfortunately, he was no great shakes as a nocturtle either. May he rot in pieces.
Unfortunately, he was no great shakes as a nocturtle either. May he rot in pieces.
by fine_dine_decca February 01, 2010
a cat whose job it is to CATch rats.
often used when mousetraps would be inconvenient because you could step on then or if somebody lieks cats as a pet.
often used when mousetraps would be inconvenient because you could step on then or if somebody lieks cats as a pet.
'Hey Jake, so why are we here on this sunny day at such an indoor pet shop?'
'Well Joseph, I'm here to get me a ratcat.'
'Ratcat? Sorry Jake, i'm unfamiliar with the phrase.'
'Then go look it up on urbandictionary, i don't have time to explain for I'm busy buying a ratcat.'
'Well Joseph, I'm here to get me a ratcat.'
'Ratcat? Sorry Jake, i'm unfamiliar with the phrase.'
'Then go look it up on urbandictionary, i don't have time to explain for I'm busy buying a ratcat.'
by fine_dine_decca August 01, 2009
exam cramwich or just plain cramwich; it refers to the painful forced ingestion of dry and tasteless facts immediately prior to an exam.
one sunday evening on msn....
timothy (L) simone 4eva, XOXO:
omg, i totally nailed this uber-hot chick todayz, it was fully hektick,no kidzing!!!!
i'm bitter, but not bitter about it:
sorry, brb, exam cramwich
timothy (L) simone 4eva, XOXO:
god, i am so fucking sick of your stupid new abbreviations for every fucking situation
timothy (L) simone 4eva, XOXO:
wtf does 'cramwich' even mean?
i'm bitter, but not bitter about it:
it means im 'cramming' for the chem finals on tuesday, a-duh
timothy (L) simone 4eva, XOXO:
maybe if you spent less time making up stupid crap and more time studying you wouldn't have to cram 2 days b4 the exam
i'm bitter, but not bitter about it:
maybe your face?
timothy (L) simone 4eva, XOXO:
omg, i totally nailed this uber-hot chick todayz, it was fully hektick,no kidzing!!!!
i'm bitter, but not bitter about it:
sorry, brb, exam cramwich
timothy (L) simone 4eva, XOXO:
god, i am so fucking sick of your stupid new abbreviations for every fucking situation
timothy (L) simone 4eva, XOXO:
wtf does 'cramwich' even mean?
i'm bitter, but not bitter about it:
it means im 'cramming' for the chem finals on tuesday, a-duh
timothy (L) simone 4eva, XOXO:
maybe if you spent less time making up stupid crap and more time studying you wouldn't have to cram 2 days b4 the exam
i'm bitter, but not bitter about it:
maybe your face?
by fine_dine_decca September 02, 2009
'Dude, maybe if I like my own status, I'll start a trend and people will start responding and liking it and I'll finally be POPULAR!'
Michael is partying down lol haha!
Michael likes this status.
Classic facebook masturbation.
Michael is partying down lol haha!
Michael likes this status.
Classic facebook masturbation.
by fine_dine_decca September 30, 2009
although it is often mistaken for an official award, it is merely an expression used to denote just how faggy someone is.
'Gosh, that banno sure takes home the fag trophy.'
'You're telling me, could that skirt BE any shorter?'
'Well, physically, it could. But I see what you're getting at.'
'You're telling me, could that skirt BE any shorter?'
'Well, physically, it could. But I see what you're getting at.'
by fine_dine_decca August 03, 2009

