filthy pirate hooker's definitions

Fish Stick

When you have sex with a girl, pull out, cum on her chest, dip your dick in it and shove it in her mouth.

She wanted dinner, so I shoved a fish stick in her mouth!

by filthy pirate hooker June 21, 2009

Penguin Pounding

When someone jerks off into a ziplock baggie, freeze it, then smack someone on the head with it!

"Man, that penguin pounding sure gave me a nasty lump on my head!"

by filthy pirate hooker June 18, 2009

roasted brown cake

When you take a dump and put it into the middle of a chocolate cake as filling then bake it

The best way to stop people from having dinner parties at your house is to make them a nice roasted brown cake. Because no one likes to eat shit.

by filthy pirate hooker June 20, 2014

Rocky Road

When a guy shits in a girl's mouth, then cums on it and rests his nut sack on top

My girlfriend likes to eat shit so I gave her a Rocky Road.

by filthy pirate hooker January 16, 2010

Bottom Breakfast

When you put maple syrup on your morning wood, fuck someone in the ass, then lick leftover syrup off their asshole.

I was feeling frisky this morning so I rolled my date over and had a lovely bottom breakfast!

by filthy pirate hooker July 15, 2010

Clam Tuck

a labial rejuvenation

That hoe's so used up, she had to get a clam tuck to keep her pussy from dragging on the ground!

by filthy pirate hooker January 30, 2010

Ahmish Blowjob

When you cut a hole in a sheet, stick your dick through it and have a girl give you a blowjob without ever having to look at her

That girl was kind of a fattie, but I didn't want to waste some good wood, and I never turn down an Ahmish Blowjob

by filthy pirate hooker March 19, 2011