themself

pron.
Single form of word themselves, used when refering to person whose sex (male or female) is not known or identified. Often used where the word them is used as a single form as well.
A person that looks at themself hella long in the mirror may be selfsexual.
by fcsuper May 14, 2006
mugGet the themselfmug.

(_|*)

Text representation of an instruction to kiss one's ass. Can either be a retort, are a sexual invitation.
Guy1: Watup
Girl1: (_|*)
Guy1: Nice! When you wanna meet up?
Girl1: Gah!
by fcsuper December 23, 2009
mugGet the (_|*)mug.

selfsexual

adj.
Being sexually and romantically attracted to one's self. It goes beyond just looking one's self in the mirror to check if everything is in place. It goes to the level of actually turning one's self on by doing nothing more than looking at their own self!
A person who is selfsexual may be seen actually flirting with themself in mirrors or becoming aroused by watching nakkid videos of just themself.
Dude One: Check out that chick creaming over herself!
Dude Two: Sheit, all the hot chicks here are either lebsian or selfsexual. We ain't getting any play here!
Dude One: No way! Selfsexual chicks are hella easy.
by fcsuper July 28, 2008
mugGet the selfsexualmug.

(_|_)

v. Text representation for mooning someone in IM chat.
Example 1:
IM Boy: (_|_)
IM Gurl: Gross!

Example 2:
IM Girl: (_|_)
Im Boy: Nice!
by fcsuper September 15, 2006
mugGet the (_|_)mug.

(:"

v. Text representation of a smiley salute, generally in a casual but respective manner.
Commander1: Obey me!
Follower1: Yes sir! (:"
Commander1: Obey me faster!
by fcsuper January 16, 2009
mugGet the (:"mug.

spellasizing

The act of confidently spelling under pressure.

Origin: News broadcast of an interview with the mother of a Washington D.C. area spelling bee champion, circa 1990's.
She be spellasizing all ova dat Spelling Bee.
by fcsuper June 21, 2005
mugGet the spellasizingmug.

urbandoosh

(n.) An editor on Urbandictionary.com that sees a definition for a new word and sometimes rejects it, then submits their own (often derogatory) definition for that word.

(v.) The action by an Urbandictionary.com editor where they might reject a definition for a new word and then submit their own competing definition for that word.
The word I submitted to Urbandictionary.com was urbandooshed by an urbandick.
by fcsuper October 20, 2007
mugGet the urbandooshmug.