fartknocker101's definitions

Pee-You

Something you say when something stenches of strong putrid taste.

Curtis: "Pee-you! Did you just rip ass?"

Brendan: "Yeah! Dude, it wreaks in here now!"

by fartknocker101 December 24, 2009

13579

The odd numbers on a computer's keyboard; a definition only someone with no life would submit to Urban Dictionary

Chuck: "13579."

Larry: "Good for you, you can count by odd numbers. Now shut the fuck up, homo."

by fartknocker101 December 24, 2009

Niester

When one's sibling has a daughter with their parent, the child becomes their niester; a niece because they're their sibling's daughter, and a sister being their parent's daughter, making her a niester.

My niester Ruby is so hot, I just might have to date her and take her to prom this year.

by fartknocker101 December 24, 2009

bruncle

when your brother is also your uncle either because your mother had a child with your grandfather or your father had a child with your grandmother: the male offspring being your brother; because you share one parent, and also your uncle; because he is the child of your grandparent as well

Ronald: "Hey Bruncle Bob!"

Bob: "Hey my dear ole brephew, Ronald!"

Ronald: "Did you call my Dad this weekend?"

Bob: "You mean my Grandpa? Yep, he said he put you back on his will even after you shot his dog."

by fartknocker101 December 23, 2009

Scroogoliosis

A very common symptom in which you have reached the point where you can no longer handle hearing Christmas songs on the radio, seeing only Christmas specials on TV, etc., and cannot wait for Christmas to be over with and/or very satisfied that it has finally ended. Most people experience this syndrome on December 26th.

I am so happy Christmas is over with! I feel like grumpy old Scrooge, but I am just so sick of hearing the same old Christmas songs on the radio over and over and over again! I must have Scroogoliosis.

by fartknocker101 December 23, 2009

Niester

An unusual possibility of someone whom is a niece and a sister at the same time; capable of occuring when a woman has a child with a father and another with his son, or when a man produces children with a mother and a daughter, the niester being the result of the one person and the younger generation (having the child with the son or daughter) as related to the other child.

Family reunion this weekend! I can't wait to see Colleen, whom is my niester. What's a niester you may be asking yourself? Well, my Dad had a kid with my sister, which makes her my sister and my niece at the same time. Yeah, I know, we're a bunch of rednecks.

by fartknocker101 December 22, 2009

Brephew

A family relation in which someone is a brother and a nephew at the same exact time biologically: when a man has two kids with a mother and a daughter, or when a woman has two kids with a father and son; the brephew being the result of the one person and the younger generation (having the kid with the son or daughter) as related to the bruncle or aunster.

My brephew Chuck is comin' over to visit. Ma' Pa is his Gramps, and we have the same Ma. Yep', livin' in good ole Kentucky sher is fuuunn.

by fartknocker101 December 22, 2009