When one's sibling has a daughter with their parent, the child becomes their niester; a niece because they're their sibling's daughter, and a sister being their parent's daughter, making her a niester.
by fartknocker101 December 24, 2009
The odd numbers on a computer's keyboard; a definition only someone with no life would submit to Urban Dictionary
by fartknocker101 December 24, 2009
The male child of your bruncle or aunster. Your bruncle/aunster is the result of one of your parents having a child with any of your grandparents, and the son of your bruncle or aunster would be your couphew; your brother or sister's son is your nephew, and your aunt or uncle's son is your son, making the end result your couphew.
My couphews Tommy and Dylan are so adorable when they swing on the swingset, my bruncle Stewart must be so proud of his two sons.
by fartknocker101 December 24, 2009
marijuana which has been sold online; with the legalization of medical marijuana being able to be legally sold on Amazon.com, this would be the term for electronically purchased pot
Adam: "Dude, I'm all out of weed!"
Christian: "Go on amazon.com and buy some e-pot, you can do that now y'know."
Adam: "But they'll only sell it for medical purposes . . ."
Christian: "Duh, just make a fraud doctor prescription, they'll believe it."
Christian: "Go on amazon.com and buy some e-pot, you can do that now y'know."
Adam: "But they'll only sell it for medical purposes . . ."
Christian: "Duh, just make a fraud doctor prescription, they'll believe it."
by fartknocker101 January 13, 2010
One's sister and cousin at the same time: the result of either a man producing two children with a set of sisters, or a woman producing two children with a set of brothers, making the female offspring a couster to the other child.
"Carlie is my couster; we have the same Dad but our Moms are sisters. That is, like, so totally freaky!"
by fartknocker101 December 14, 2009
A very common symptom in which you have reached the point where you can no longer handle hearing Christmas songs on the radio, seeing only Christmas specials on TV, etc., and cannot wait for Christmas to be over with and/or very satisfied that it has finally ended. Most people experience this syndrome on December 26th.
I am so happy Christmas is over with! I feel like grumpy old Scrooge, but I am just so sick of hearing the same old Christmas songs on the radio over and over and over again! I must have Scroogoliosis.
by fartknocker101 December 24, 2009
an anonymous name given to an extreme redneck who does nothing but drink and/or smoke all day, with once again the redneck feature being displayed with the "Dodge" part of the name, being a widely used redneck truck
Dude, put that fuckin' bong down and quit drinkin' all the beer in the fridge, man. You're such a fuckin' John Dodge.
by fartknocker101 January 08, 2010