by fartknocker101 December 24, 2009
Western culture typically goes by units of 10s, counting with toes and fingers. Aztecs went by units of 13s, counting with moon cycles. Instead of a decade (ten years), an Aztec would typically measure time in a treizade — a unit of 13 years.
I am 29 years old now. I am not in the final year of my third decade of life, I am in the third year of the third treizade of my life.
by fartknocker101 April 15, 2021
something old people say when they are completely befuddled, in pure amazement, or just don't know what the fuck is going on
by fartknocker101 January 07, 2010
When someone texts KGB in order to finish and/or pass a test, homework assignment, classwork, or anything else school related.
Liz: ''I couldn't figure out any of the questions on the physics test, so I KGB'd all of the question when Miss Snger wasn't looking.''
Therese: ''OMG! That's cheating, you apparently like to use KGB Plagiarism to get along in life.''
Liz: ''Pretty much.''
Therese: ''OMG! That's cheating, you apparently like to use KGB Plagiarism to get along in life.''
Liz: ''Pretty much.''
by fartknocker101 March 02, 2010
When you walk up to some fag you absolutely hate, non-gayly grab his nut sack, and crush and yank on them to inflict an everlasting pain on them
Chuck: "Dude, fuck you"
Larry: "Fuck you, you're an ass."
Sherm: "WOULD YOU TWO SHUT THE FUCK UP OR I'LL BALL SNATCH THE BOTH OF YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Larry: "Fuck you, you're an ass."
Sherm: "WOULD YOU TWO SHUT THE FUCK UP OR I'LL BALL SNATCH THE BOTH OF YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by fartknocker101 January 25, 2010
when your brother is also your uncle either because your mother had a child with your grandfather or your father had a child with your grandmother: the male offspring being your brother; because you share one parent, and also your uncle; because he is the child of your grandparent as well
Ronald: "Hey Bruncle Bob!"
Bob: "Hey my dear ole brephew, Ronald!"
Ronald: "Did you call my Dad this weekend?"
Bob: "You mean my Grandpa? Yep, he said he put you back on his will even after you shot his dog."
Bob: "Hey my dear ole brephew, Ronald!"
Ronald: "Did you call my Dad this weekend?"
Bob: "You mean my Grandpa? Yep, he said he put you back on his will even after you shot his dog."
by fartknocker101 December 23, 2009
An unusual possibility of someone whom is a niece and a sister at the same time; capable of occuring when a woman has a child with a father and another with his son, or when a man produces children with a mother and a daughter, the niester being the result of the one person and the younger generation (having the child with the son or daughter) as related to the other child.
Family reunion this weekend! I can't wait to see Colleen, whom is my niester. What's a niester you may be asking yourself? Well, my Dad had a kid with my sister, which makes her my sister and my niece at the same time. Yeah, I know, we're a bunch of rednecks.
by fartknocker101 December 22, 2009