Treizade

Western culture typically goes by units of 10s, counting with toes and fingers. Aztecs went by units of 13s, counting with moon cycles. Instead of a decade (ten years), an Aztec would typically measure time in a treizade — a unit of 13 years.

I am 29 years old now. I am not in the final year of my third decade of life, I am in the third year of the third treizade of my life.

by fartknocker101 April 15, 2021

Kathairicus

A scenario in which you attempt to dye your hair one color (i.e. blonde) but then the box has a tube with a completely different color in it (i.e. black) a complete screw up by the company manufacturer; the end result is looking like a total fool

Larry: "Whoah! What happened to your hair, last time I saw you you were a red-head??"

Eleanor: "I know, the wrong color tube was in the dye box, and now I have green hair!! I look like a freak!"

Larry: "Sounds like a bad case of kathairicus to me."

by fartknocker101 January 04, 2010

Niesin

The female child of your bruncle/aunster. Your bruncle and/or aunster is your aunt/uncle and sibling at the same time, so their children, in this case the female, is your niesin; your sibling's daughter being your niece, and your aunt/uncle's daughter being your cousin. Therefore the end result is biologically your niesin.

My niesin Sally is such a cutie pie, she's my niece and my cousin at the same time.

by fartknocker101 December 24, 2009

bruncle

when your brother is also your uncle either because your mother had a child with your grandfather or your father had a child with your grandmother: the male offspring being your brother; because you share one parent, and also your uncle; because he is the child of your grandparent as well

Ronald: "Hey Bruncle Bob!"

Bob: "Hey my dear ole brephew, Ronald!"

Ronald: "Did you call my Dad this weekend?"

Bob: "You mean my Grandpa? Yep, he said he put you back on his will even after you shot his dog."

by fartknocker101 December 23, 2009

Pee-You

Something you say when something stenches of strong putrid taste.

Curtis: "Pee-you! Did you just rip ass?"

Brendan: "Yeah! Dude, it wreaks in here now!"

by fartknocker101 December 24, 2009

Couster

One's sister and cousin at the same time: the result of either a man producing two children with a set of sisters, or a woman producing two children with a set of brothers, making the female offspring a couster to the other child.

"Carlie is my couster; we have the same Dad but our Moms are sisters. That is, like, so totally freaky!"

by fartknocker101 December 14, 2009

Ball Snatch

When you walk up to some fag you absolutely hate, non-gayly grab his nut sack, and crush and yank on them to inflict an everlasting pain on them

Chuck: "Dude, fuck you"

Larry: "Fuck you, you're an ass."

Sherm: "WOULD YOU TWO SHUT THE FUCK UP OR I'LL BALL SNATCH THE BOTH OF YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by fartknocker101 January 25, 2010