When someone is very promiscuous in theory, but not in practice. They share posts frequently on social media about being freaky, sucking dick and not being able to keep track of all their sexual conquests, but do not engage in any sexual activity in real life.
"Megan's sure been sharing a lot of posts recently about raw-dogging. Did something happen that I missed?"
"Nah, it's just theoretical thottery."
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Aspires to be that kind of young, trendy, active mother on social media, but fails horrifically in all regards. Their regular posts, largely shared from other sources, include how all models are actually ugly without PhotoShop, prize competitions to win holidays to Ibiza, scare stories about people giving out Halloween candy that's secretly drugs and conspiracy theories about Madeleine McCann, as well as horror stories contributed by other Scummy Mummies of things to happen to their children, with captions such as 'If sum1 did that to my wee Beyonce I'd flippin rek them, hnnnnng.'
A typical scummy mummy will spend several hours a day applying make-up, before posting to Facebook that real men like real women and not fake ones like Kate Upton.
Acronym for Weapon of Ass Destruction, a phrase parodying the title 'Weapon of Mass Destruction,' sometimes used in jest by fuckboy types in reference to their penis so as to imply it to be so large when erect as to make anal intercourse a potentially dangerous proposition.
My opening line on Tinder was that my dick was a WAD. She never replied. Can't imagine why.
Singing in such a manner as to show off one's wide vocal range, but in a vulgar/tasteless manner to the detriment of the song the singer is singing. Auditions for shows such as American Idol and X Factor are often plagued with this.
1. That performance was just an excuse for rangewanking.
