Acronym for Weapon of Ass Destruction, a phrase parodying the title 'Weapon of Mass Destruction,' sometimes used in jest by fuckboy types in reference to their penis so as to imply it to be so large when erect as to make anal intercourse a potentially dangerous proposition.
by falsetokaiba April 09, 2019
When someone is very promiscuous in theory, but not in practice. They share posts frequently on social media about being freaky, sucking dick and not being able to keep track of all their sexual conquests, but do not engage in any sexual activity in real life.
"Megan's sure been sharing a lot of posts recently about raw-dogging. Did something happen that I missed?"
"Nah, it's just theoretical thottery."
"Nah, it's just theoretical thottery."
by falsetokaiba August 23, 2020
A vague term of praise bestowed upon sports teams or players when a commentator or pundit wants to praise them, but cannot highlight anything about their performance that was particularly good. Especially popularised by former Liverpool and Celtic manager Brendan Rodgers, the term 'great character' is good as it is ambiguous enough that a team or athlete does not have to show any particular attribute to qualify for it, but nevertheless vaguely implies some kind of tenacity or strength of personality on their part.
by falsetokaiba April 24, 2019
The term given to the core of young British players that played for Liverpool FC in the 1990s. Coined mainly as a derogatory term, it mocked the players' underachievement in winning trophies compared to the team of the previous decade, seen as a byproduct of their laddish behaviour and laissez-faire attitude to the game, such as the occasion they paraded the pitch before the 1996 FA Cup Final in Armani cream suits, and subsequently lost to rivals Manchester United. Since then, the term has also become a general slang term for garishly metrosexual young men, though it has largely slipped out of the common vernacular with 'fuckboys' being a more common modern alterntive.
If The Spice Boys had spent less time snorting lines and shagging strippers and more time training they might have actually won a league title.
by falsetokaiba March 01, 2019
Kazakh singer and musician. Dimash Kudaibergen has been active as a performer for a number of years, but reached wider recognition in Asia after appearing on the Chinese television show The Singer in 2017, and has gradually become more popular in the Western world, notably since appearing on American talent show 'The World's Best' in 2019. Dimash is known for combining elements of his classical training with both traditional Kazakh music and Eastern and Western popular music, and for his wide vocal range and theatrical performing style.
Dimash is the personification of that stereotype that no matter how good you are at something, some kid in Asia can do it better.
by falsetokaiba February 27, 2019
Derogatory nickname given to former Arsenal midfielder Jack Wilshere, due to the amount of time he has spent on the sidelines due to persistent injury problems.
I see Jack Wilshere's out for another month with an ankle injury. More like Jack Wheelchair, am I right?
by falsetokaiba December 17, 2019