fREd's definitions

Absolute

remove the generic insult after absolute gonk,gimp etc. and your left with an insult.

'what an absolute'

by Fred October 20, 2003

fruit bowl

a member of the male sex who enjoys being anally intruded by girthy dildos, thus resulting in the rectum being expanded to the diameter of a watermelon (type and size of watermelon pending on choice of dildo gitrh)

brian's fruit bowl has recetly been enlarged

by fred December 3, 2003

Hudini

While doing a girl from behind spit on her back while moaning she will inevidably think the deed has been done when it is only just the begging. After she pulls away and faces u then "surprise" blow your load right in that tricks face. Just like Hudini would have done

I had to take Betsy to the hospital after a well placed Hudini caught her in both eyes

by Fred May 13, 2005

red-eye-jedi

percy 5 weedy joints and experience the phenomenon for yourself....

tee hee hee, that is some phat bud

by fred December 3, 2003

Dirtbum

A bottom which is dirty, unclean.

You dirty, dirty, dirtbum.

by Fred September 25, 2003

Moop

Expressing disappointment

I'm so sad, moop.

by Fred August 26, 2003

fernando

the ultimate one

the fernando is the best 69

by fred December 18, 2003