exploding air plane 6969's definitions

Sprint

Bitch ass phone carrier that can't do shit right! You can't walk down the street and take a fucking call, you lose service all the goddamn time and high speed internet ?? MY FUCKIN ASSHOLE! Call customer service and I guarantee you will get told, "Oh don't worry, we have tip-top coverage in your area, DON'T LEAVE US! We're working on it for youuu.." . BULLSHIT. They are full of shit, Bad service, bitch ass customer service and crooks with shit-filled assholes who advertise a phone company that doesn't even live up to its shitty ass expectations. Verizon, AT&T, T-Mobile, shit it's worth the fucking money if you want to actually have a phone! The only thing Sprint has given me is my official MODO OF 2017.. "FUCK SPRINT!" Let me say it louder.. "FUCK SPRINT !!!!"

(Verizon)

Hey Sprint! Call me baby!
-Delivered

( Sprint )

I can't, I'm Sprint!
-Not delivered

( Verizon )

Helloooo...? Damn ur fake! FUCKIN DICK!!
-Delivered

by exploding air plane 6969 July 12, 2017

Irvine

An affluent city located in Southern California and apart of affluent Southern Orange County. Irvine is a beautiful city with clean streets, beautiful scenery, well mannered people and a safe city, one of the safest in the US. Irvine is nicknamed "the bubble" because of its secure, safe neighborhoods, and leaving Irvine in Irvine language is considered "leaving the bubble" because other cities don't have the the safest streets and areas like King Irvine. Irvine is "too safe" in alot of people's opinions and is known to be a cop infested city where you have to watch yourself from getting got by the cops. Irvine is not for everyone, But overall Irvine is a beautiful affluent city in Southern California.

( Irvine kid )
I can't leave the the bubble, I'll get shot !!

( Santa Ana kid ; across the border ) Yea you will ! , ( cocks gun )

by exploding air plane 6969 August 24, 2017

Ancy

A mood, which is a mix of being anxious, uneasy, and bored. You are typically ancy when expecting something pleasurable and exciting to happen or just expecting something to happen in general, but you're sitting on your ass somewhere very uneasy, unable to sleep, unable to eat, and unable to sit still and pouting in your head that it hasn't happened. For Example: Your friends are gonna pick you up and take you to roll up at a lit ass party, but they taking for ever, so you sit there anxious, bored as hell, filled with anger and expectancy towards something very specific just not coming through, and feeling very.. well.. Ancy! It's not a common feeling, but kind of similar to feeling worried, but over something less serious like expecting something to happen..

-Honey, do you want dinner ??

-Nah momz, I don't feel like eating I'm ancy as fuck waiting for my girl to call me..

-Cuss at me again, bitch!

by exploding air plane 6969 September 3, 2017

69

A sexual position in which a male and female suck each other off at the same time, oral sex. The female sits on top of the male, laying her silky self along him with the male laying under her as she sucks off his dick while the dude gets a juicy assload in his face and sucks off that pussy. For men, this is a true luxury, access to the goods! That juicy assload, that fresh pussy and it ain’t going nowhere! Free to smack, spank, touch and make holes all wit them hands ! The female got that dick thooooo..

—AG, AHHHHH, OH YESSS! FUCK! FUUUUUUUCK! FEELS —OHHH-OHHHHHHH, LAAAAA-OHWEEEEE!

, Sincerly 69

by exploding air plane 6969 October 13, 2017

Butt-hurt

The state of feeling distantly annoyed and angry, bothered, insulted, possibly hurt, and chapped towards someone for something they implied, possibly rude, mean and/or insulting. Sometimes the person who made you feel this way may not even know it. It is typical that when feeling this way, you will feel distantly hurt by that person, you won't talk to that person, you'll ignore them for a certain amount of time, you'll avoid that person possibly and you'll crawl into a shell distant from them. Feeling butt hurt basically means you have let that person get the best of you and you just ain't got snot to say to them. Every situation is different but overall is the same result, you got your ass butt hurt ..

Grow a dick and quit being so butt-hurt !

by exploding air plane 6969 September 8, 2017

Bitch

Typically an annoying person/man/woman who is naggy, whiny, Typically A PAIN IN THE ASS or gives you/ everyone an irritating vibe. But bitch can mean different things. For example: Women are typically called bitches when they act snobby, angry, mean, cruel, aggressive or any bad trait in general when it comes to females but are often classified as bitches for no reason whatsoever but just for being women. Men can be called a bitch for many different reasons. Same applies when men can act annoying or have a bad trait giving others a negative vibe. Calling him Bitch is also a show of anger too. But bitch can also be used to describe men as pussies, crybabies, sissy lalas, etc. So you see basically the word bitch follows up pretty damn well on it's true meaning: FEMALE DOG

( Men ) Aye bitch! You forgot to gargle my marbles! Get to it!

( Woman ) Lol what a little bitch! He's annoying ASF!

by exploding air plane 6969 July 27, 2017

Slack

Slack

Now here's a word, A BAD one. Anyone referred to as a slack is well.. boy how do I put it ?? Slow to come through, ignorant ASF!, A failure at handling tasks, SIMPLE Tasks, A slouch and lazy ASF, A Bum who won't come thru for u, A stupid mother fucker ! If you know some slacks in your life, or you yourself are a slack , change your ways damn it !

-Bro, come drop off my batch later..
-(slack) Yea yea alright
-Bro, you live 2 miles from me! Where the fuck are you...?! Give me my batch, fuck!
( slack )- Yea I'll come through tonight..
-(slack)- ...........zzzz
-STUPID MOTHERFUCKER!

by exploding air plane 6969 April 19, 2018